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Funny story: Dinosaur attacks Florida family, scratches back door

Dinosaur attacks Florida family, scratches back door

Palm Tree, Florida—In God-forsaken Palm Tree, an unincorporated town nestled in the Everglades, Jackie Tripper “went ballistic,” her husband Jack told The Spoof, when she saw "an honest-to-God dinosaur.” “Jackie had just dropped acid while watchin...

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Funny story: Colorado Moves to Legalize LSD; Trump Responds: "Kick 'Em Out"

Colorado Moves to Legalize LSD; Trump Responds: "Kick 'Em Out"

One week ago, Colorado Press Secretary, George Smith, announced that the state is moving to legalize most forms of LSD. He said in a press release out of the capitol building in Denver that they were going to legalize it in the spirit that the people...

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Funny story: Why it's getting harder to back a winner

Why it's getting harder to back a winner

Aintree ought to be buzzing with anticipation of todays Grand National, but instead there are disturbing claims that many of the entrants are hooked on recreational drugs. And we don't mean the jockeys, we mean the HORSES! Rumours of horses takin...

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Funny story: LSD filled blimp bursts over Northern Ireland concert audience

LSD filled blimp bursts over Northern Ireland concert audience

Belfast - Up to five hundred grams of psychosis-grade acid has showered down over a crowd of concert goers at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast after a drug-filled blimp exploded over the audience. First responders declared the gig a national emergency...

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Funny story: Canada's new phunny munny

Canada's new phunny munny

OTTAWA, MANITOBA - Pranksters who work for the Bank of Canada shocked and amused citizens of the northernmost North American Continent nation by infusing the green ink with which its banknotes are printed with lysergic acid dyethylmiode (LSD or, depe...

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Funny story: Rotten Broccoli Movie Review

Rotten Broccoli Movie Review

Terrible summer blockbuster 'The End' is due to hit cinema's this week and critics are already panning the film with respected popcorn cruncher Roger Ebert describing it as 'just three hours of credits', albeit the most thrill inducing, stomach churning, tear jerking, laugh out loud three hours of credits ever. German director Uwe Schmitz retorted that 'yes it is three hours of rolling credits, bu...

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Funny story: Lucian Freud's dealer says he's dead

Lucian Freud's dealer says he's dead

London - Described variously as Lucian Fraud's dealer and/or weed man Mr William Acquavella said today the great artist had died. Speaking to reporters from the Emin Evening Argos the New Yorker confirmed Fraud had died at home in his sleep yester...

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Funny story: Israeli water tainted with LSD

Israeli water tainted with LSD

TEL-AVIV ISRAEL - A controversial report has been released by the IDF(Israeli Defense Forces) today, revealing that the drinking water of both the government and Armed forces of Israel have been heavily dosed with LSD. U.S. sources have double che...

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Funny story: JLS in LSD shock brings ASBO warning

JLS in LSD shock brings ASBO warning

The almost famous boy band JLS were questioned today by CID about LSD found in their cars. Police received a tip off and arrived ASAP in an ARV. "WTF? You will RIP if you don't lay off," the boy band were heard to say. They were soon led away by...

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Funny story: Dyslexic Stoner Accidently Overdoses On LDS

Dyslexic Stoner Accidently Overdoses On LDS

Artie Finn, a man known for many years to the local community as a "stoner and reject from society," dropped out of school many years ago due to their lack of ability to work with dyslexic students. This reading disability, along with his lifestyle,...

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Funny story: CIA poisoned Jackie Kennedy ancestral town with LSD

CIA poisoned Jackie Kennedy ancestral town with LSD

Pont-Saint-Esprit, France - (Toxic Mess): A 1951 CIA mind control experiment tried to obliterate the ancestral roots of Jackie Kennedy's home town in France, a new book has revealed. The sleepy southern French hamlet of Pont-Saint-Esprit was conta...

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Funny story: UK press reports blame LSD as Curse of Thatcher smites Hillary

UK press reports blame LSD as Curse of Thatcher smites Hillary

Washington AC/DC - (Arm & Kinga Legg Mess): British media reports have blamed LSD - 'Hillary Clinton Trips And Breaks Elbow!' - as a hex that felled former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher last week struck again. The US Secretary of State br...

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Funny story: Albert Hofmann, Swiss Chemist who Discovered LSD, may be Dead at 102

Albert Hofmann, Swiss Chemist who Discovered LSD, may be Dead at 102

Chemist, Albert Hofmann, who was pronounced dead back in 1978 at 72 and then was again pronounced dead in 1989 at 83 and once again was pronounced dead in 2001 at 95, was once again pronounced dead this week at 102 years old.

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Funny story: Jobless forced into past-life therapy

Jobless forced into past-life therapy

Long-term EU unemployed are being forced into "regression therapy" in the hope that coming to terms with past lives will help them find a job in this one.

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Funny story: Charlton Heston slams the National Rifle Association for "gun loving"

Charlton Heston slams the National Rifle Association for "gun loving"

Legendary Hollywood actor and N.R.A spokesman Charlton Heston has slammed the association for what he calls a "gun loving" attitude.

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Funny story: FDA approves clinical trial using Ecstacy-like drug

FDA approves clinical trial using Ecstacy-like drug

Psychiatrists at the University of Maryland have received FDA approval to begin clinical trials using a drug similar to MDMA, or Ecstacy as it is commonly known, for marriage counseling.

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Funny story: Karl Rove Allegedly Spikes Reporters Cocktails

Karl Rove Allegedly Spikes Reporters Cocktails

Embattled Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove allegedly spiked a punch bowl with LSD at a White House gathering this afternoon, according to several reporters at the scene.

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