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Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Funny story: Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Following on from the successful BBC true life drama "A Very English Scandal", a hitherto unpublished diary has been uncovered, containing revelations of a short but torrid affair between Liberal MP and gay poster boy Jeremy Thorpe and another young...

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Thatcher statue to be buried in coal mine

A planned statue of Margaret Thatcher will now be buried at the bottom of a mine in Sunderland, after it was deemed "too frightening" to be displayed in public. The lifelike work - in iron, obviously - was originally intended to be installed as a...

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Major Companies Consider Revision Of Recorded Messages For Customers Waiting For A Call To Be Answered

Funny story: Major Companies Consider Revision Of Recorded Messages For Customers Waiting For A Call To Be Answered

A recent survey of its members by the UK consumer group, Which?, has identified the most annoying elements of recorded messages played to customers who are waiting for their calls to be answered. The most irritating phrase contains a reassurance t...

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May or not to May, maybe?

Funny story: May or not to May, maybe?

After the upheaval of the past three weeks British people have been forced to ask the question, May or not May maybe? As others jumped the sinking ship which they torpedoed themselves, it has been left to May to maybe upright the sinking Titanic in t...

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Corbyn to Exhume Thatcher

Funny story: Corbyn to Exhume Thatcher

Labour Leadership frontrunner Jeremy Corbyn today told supporters that were he to be elected Prime Minister he would exhume the body of Margaret Thatcher and place it on trial for her crimes and expunging her premiership from history. "First I wi...

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Unannounced Checks to be carried out on Michael Gove

The Prime Minister told a meeting of the N.U.T. this morning that approval had been given in principle for unannounced spot checks on the efficiency and sanity of Michael Gove. The checks by will be carried out by approved psychologists and Head Teac...

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Crippling Sanctions Enforced on U.K. Chavs by Russia - Pirate Movies Double in Price, Sratch Cards Sabotaged

Funny story: Crippling Sanctions Enforced on U.K. Chavs by Russia - Pirate Movies Double in Price, Sratch Cards Sabotaged

Russian Supremo, Vladimir Putin is retaliating against the U.K.s Chav poplulation. Thought to be in response to William Hague's devastating "debating society" dialogue, he screamed, "I will punish every single Chav in the U.K. I will sabotage scra...

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Letters To The Editor About Margaret Thatcher

Funny story: Letters To The Editor About Margaret Thatcher

Sir, in view of the fact that Margaret Thatcher is to get a memorial inspired by the American memorial to Ronald Reagan, should she not be called the "Gridiron Lady"? Arthur Braincell BSc (failed) Lunt Sir, Her Highness Lady Baroness Thatcher was the ultimate role model for all civilised white women. She truly showed that with the application of hard work, brains, sado-masochism, vo...

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Frankie Howerd on Margaret Thatcher

Funny story: Frankie Howerd on Margaret Thatcher

Well. Here we are. Here we, ooh, no. Ooh. Ah. Ooh, I don't know where to put meself. Don't know which way to turn tonight. Yes, Missus, you've been there, haven't you? Hmm? You've felt my predicament. Look, now don't start. Shut your mouth. Oh, the riff raff we get in here. But ooh. Ah. No. Don't. Hasn't it been a hard winter? It's been a hard winter. And it's not over yet, I can tell you. Ooh,...

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Thatcher's £10 million funeral the Palace price for exorbitant William and Kate wedding

Funny story: Thatcher's £10 million funeral the Palace price for exorbitant William and Kate wedding

London - A classic 30-pieces-of-silver moment has seen Queen Elizabeth nod through tomorrow's lavish and unwarranted circus for a woman despised by millions of outraged UK voters. "That's the quid pro quo for gold-digger Kate Middleton's 2011 publ...

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Meryl Streep to play Thatcher on Wednesday

Funny story: Meryl Streep to play Thatcher on Wednesday

The world of entertainment is a-fire tonight with the rumours that Meryl Streep is tipped to star in her most challenging role yet, in an epic £10M production with a cast of thousands. The audience is set to break box-office records for a premiere.

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A Couple of Swells Letters Pray to the Editor from Word Soil Association of British Insurers Sufferers

Funny story: A Couple of Swells Letters Pray to the Editor from Word Soil Association of British Insurers Sufferers

Dear Sir Lancelot, when the red red robin did you last buy a decent living kettle of fish? I think they have forgotten how to make a popocatepetl proper cat and fiddle kettle these days of wine and roses grow on you. I blame the Chinese whispers, everything seems to be made in China now then now then. I bought it skipper a kettle drum down in the drink Batley High Street fighting man last we...

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The Queen Feeling 'Unwell'

Funny story: The Queen Feeling 'Unwell'

The health of the Queen has become problematically only days before the funeral of Margaret Thatcher. It was thought the Queen had caught measles and that it was spreading throughout the Royal family, but Dr Ian Knowall has advised us that the only k...

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Mail Works A Miracle

Funny story: Mail Works A Miracle

The Daily Mail is being praised by many for its contribution to uniting the Radical Left in Britain. This seemingly impossible task, clearly influenced by a special Iron Lady Spell, has made comrades of people who normally would cross the road rather...

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Margaret Thatcher Coffin To Be Fired Into Deep Space

Funny story: Margaret Thatcher Coffin To Be Fired Into Deep Space

The coffin of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, who died a few days ago, is to be launched into Deep Space after her funeral, it has been claimed by me. Thatcher, who was "highly thought-of" in mining circles, was the first woman to...

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Elderly Woman Dies of Natural Causes - Hundreds Celebrate

Funny story: Elderly Woman Dies of Natural Causes - Hundreds Celebrate

There was jubilation in the streets of Britain as an elderly woman, who had been ill for some time, passed away earlier this week. The elderly woman had once been a person of some importance but that had not been the case for nearly a quarter of a...

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Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

Funny story: Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

A man convicted for his part in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea has managed to get a lavish funeral for his mother on the Tax Payer. Mark Thatcher who backed the 2004 coup led by close friend Simon Mann has managed to get a £15m ceremonial...

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Margaret Thatcher's Head To Be Recycled

Funny story: Margaret Thatcher's Head To Be Recycled

Margaret Thatcher, the former British Prime Minister, who died after a stroke the other day, is to have her head recycled, according to a news report released in my own head this afternoon. Thatcher, 87, was also known as the Iron Lady, due to her...

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