Thatcher breaks arm in Kinga Legg death trail mystery

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 12 June 2009

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Arm and a Legg: Thatcher sporting her trademark roadkill milllinery this morning

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Baroness Thatcher has been discharged from the Royal Freak Hospital's A&E department following an arm fracture sustained during frantic whitewashing activities in the Kinga Legg murder cover-up in Paris.

Mrs T was discovered by her son Mark 'sodden with drink', her hands jammed inside a document shredder trying to retrieve a Swiss bank account chequebook last used to pay off Ms Legg's doorstep debt collecting agents.

She emerged from hospital with Plaster of Paris Hilton covering up a secret PIN number tattoo for her Bernard Madoff transactions repository.

Kinga Legg died in the Hotel Bristol Palin's Pinochet Honeymoon Suite following a successful $50 million cocaine bust by French drug squad officers.

A former boyfriend, Ian Griffin, is 99% certain to take the rap on manslaughter charges.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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