Washington AC/DC - (White Water-Boarding Ass Mess): A US District Court Judge who gave the Off-the-Wall Street Journal permission to publish Hillary Clinton's former lover's entirely spoof 'suicide' note is Barack Obama's latest Supreme Court pick.
Sonia Sotomayor, 69, agreed with Clinton Administration bigwigs that Vincenzo Fosterini topped himself 'because there were only a couple of bullet wounds to his head' following a July 1993 Fort Marcy Park drive-by shooting.
The note was found torn into 27 pieces inside Fosterini's briefcase in a massive numerological coincidence that is still perplexing CIA cryptologists.
This week it emerged that some US spooks reckon on a link between Sotomayor and the Opus Dei-bankrolled Ecuadorian $27 billion malicious lawsuit against the Chevron oil giant.
Former Deputy White House Counsel Fosterini was a former Rose Law partner of the Clintons.
His death was officially billed as a depressive suicide along the same diagnostic lines as those applied to the June 1982 'suicide' of God's Banker Roberto Calvi and January 2002 death of former Enron executive J Clifford Baxter.
An update on this story is expected soon.
