Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 12 June 2009

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Oops A Daisy!!!

Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister was rushed dramatically to hospital last night for x-rays following a fall at her home. It was revealed that she had sustained a broken arm in the accident.

Lady Thatcher, 83 is reportedly a bit doddery and ever so slightly loopy, in stark contrast to her image of the 1980's Iron Lady. Daughter Carol, dropped everything to be with her mother, while son Mark got lost somewhere in Africa again after losing his bearings and a catastrophic sat-nav failure.

"I'm sure we all extend our best wishes to Lady Thatcher and wish her a speedy recovery," current PM but probably not for long, Gordon Brown told us.

Others however were not so charitable. Ex coal miner Arthur Spargill of Yorkshire told us:

"Pity she didn't break her fucking neck."

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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