Joanna is the new Maggie

Funny story written by Ricardo Fromage

Saturday, 9 May 2009

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The British Empire

Actress, campaigner and British icon, Joanna Lumley is taking over the mantle of 'The Iron Lady' from former British Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher.

After publicly humiliating Immigration Minister, Phil Woolies over his refusal to let Burkhas settle in the UK, many British tax payers as saying she is the right person to put the Great back into Britain:

'We need a strong woman back in charge' said Reginald Farright, spokesman for the Maggie appreciation scoiety. Joanna is the right person to take on the tough jobs and get them done, in fact she could take on Manny Pacquiao and Joey Barton and show them a thing or two.'

A recent poll conducted by The Daily Mail backed up the call for Joanna to lead the country when she was placed first ahead of Susan Boyle and Victoria Beckham when 100 people were asked 'Pies or Whistable?'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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