WASHINGTON, D.C. - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fell and fractured her right elbow while playing tennis with Queen Elizabeth of England at a local YMCA.
With Clinton trailing the queen she lunged to get a line shot and twisted her elbalistic demokotubiti resulting in a multiple compound fracture of her right promulactated firobishinitis.
The secretary of state was treated at The Donald Rumsfeld In and Out Emergency DC WMD Clinic. The attending physician, Dr. Zevlin Buckleboo said that Mrs. Clinton was given an injection to help stimulate her appetite as well as pills to help reduce any cellulite that may build up on her lusciously ample thighs.
Dr. Buckleboo who examined Mrs. Clinton also stated that she is ovulating normally and that her female hormones are as busy as the dickens. He said that the tests for pregnancy revealed that the secretary of state is not with child.
Hillary reportedly joked to a reporter for The Baltimore Daily Watchdog that it was a good thing because two kids is really about all she can handle.
When her husband Bill, who was visiting his great grandmother Rutabaga Figglestone, 104, in Anaconda, Montana was told of his wife's 'two kids' remark he reportedly said, but we only have one child, Chelsea.
The four attending reporters all started laughing and Clinton who somewhat resembles W.C. Fields caught the joke and he started laughing himself. He smiled, took a puff of his Cuban cigar and called Hillary a few names that cannot be printed in a family oriented publication.
He later said that he was just joking and he repeated that he did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky. He again explained to the media what he meant when he said that it all depends on what your definition of is, is.
Meanwhile, back in Washington Secretary of State Clinton has said that due to her injury she has had to cancel several important meetings including a sit down breakfast with Russian President Vladimir Putin, a sit down luncheon with France's first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, and a stand up wienie roast with the world champion Los Angeles Lakers.
In other news. July is Carpenter Ant Awareness Month. Picnicers are urged to please try and avoid stepping on or otherwise smashing these little amazing creatures of nature who work 23 hours a day.
Carpenter ants unlike the dreaded bastard fire ants or the dreaded bastard red ants are actually helpful to humans. Carpenter ants can easily be identified by the little bitty tiny hammers that they carry between their teeth.