Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 7 June 2009


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The old dear was identified by a 'Made in China' tattoo on her butt and the royal Nazi monogram on her rubber stockings

London - (Royal Perversion Mess): "Just another closet queen hoist by her own petard!" was the only comment from royal protection officers this morning after a gagged and naked Queen Elizabeth was discovered trussed up, a la David Carradine, in a seedy Palace sex games cupboard.

The notorious monarchy hoaxer had clearly been up to her old tricks again, a pair of knotted Agent Provocateur rubber stockings around her neck acting as an oxygen deprivation tool.

"This is how her old Pa died of course," Buckingham Palace Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon chuckled.

"The Old Queen Mum went beserk and told the Prime Minister she'd boil him alive in creosote if the papers ever got hold of the story."

Prince Harry's overdraft is sixteen million quid.

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