OJ and Jessica In Next Dancing With the Stars

Funny story written by Rocky Jones

Saturday, 17 January 2009

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O.J. - Getting "jiggy" with it

Heisman Trophy winner, actor and convicted felon, O.J. Simpson, will be released from prison intermittently to appear on the next ABC 'Dancing With The Stars' go-round with partner, Jessica Simpson.

"It was a genius pairing," 'Dancing With The Stars' co-host, Tom Bergeron, exclaimed. "Simpson and Simpson... it's a match made in heaven."

"Mr. Simpson has been on good behavior since he's been here," Warden Gordon Rapnuckle of High Desert Prison commented. "I see no reason, with his notoriety, that he can't do something positive like participate in the 'Dancing With The Stars' program."

OJ has been practicing with fellow convict, "Spider" Murphy, in perperation for his appearance with Jessica Simpson on the popular television show.

"Yeah, me, Little Joe, da Drummer Boy from Illinois and da whole Purple Gang are all invested in makin' Mr. Simpson's appearance on 'Dancin' Wit' Da Stars' a success," commented Murphy. "We t'inks he's a real cute jailbird."

Mr. Simpson had no comment other than to mention that he steers clear of Number 47 and Number 3 during his practice sessions.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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