O.J. Simpson May Reveal All In New Book

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Monday, 22 December 2008

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O.J. Simpson is telling friends that he may go ahead and write a book about how he murdered his ex-wife and her friend Ron Goldman and escaped without a clue.

One anonymous friend stated, "He's tired of keeping all this inside him. He also thinks he will probably die in prison anyway so he wants to get this out. I think he can also use the money because it's bound to be a bestseller. Just look at all the interest in the fake book idea not all that long ago."

He was referring to the slated book, "If I Did It" that got so much negative attention, the idea was dropped.

"O.J. hasn't had all that many visitors to his cell in Las Vegas, not counting the women", stated the friend who said he had O.J.'s permission to release the information.

"If he begins writing this book, the publisherss will be coming out of the woodwork. Of course, he'll also need help in the telling of the story. I think he wants everybody to hear ALL the truth on what drove him to take such an action."

When asked by a reporter if this was true or a grab at more publicity, O.J. replied, "Could be. Could not be. But if I do write it, I'm also going to tell everything, even how I used to run through airports at top speed for people to use to avoid all those security people and even how I managed to fly once in those old Hertz commercials. There's a hint for you, about the Nicole case."

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