Mark Ballas Injuries Both His Little "Ballas"

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Thursday, 1 January 2009

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Ballas Injures His Ballas

In Los Angeles, California, Mark Ballas will be taking a break from the 'Dancing With The Stars' tour after suffering "a groin injury", Hollywood sources has learned, Monday.

The popular 'Dancing With The Stars' star, who won the competition with Kristi Yamaguchi in Season Six, told the audience at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on this past weekend that he'd be out for at least "a couple of weeks" while he recovers, according to a regular staffer on the scene.

Still, the star managed a few moves on Saturday, dancing with Yamaguchi as well as doing a hip-hop routine with Derek Hough and Lacey Schwimmer and then suddenly grabbing his crotch and hopping towards a couch where he dropped with his knees up under his chin.

"Then again, I may just curl up here and die on this couch and never dance again!"

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