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Sunday, 7 December 2008

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THIRTY-THREE YEARS!!!!

Las Vegas, Nevada: Gridiron great O.J. Simpson will serve at least nine years in prison for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel in 2007.

O.J. Simpson told the judge Friday that he was sorry for what he did but didn't think it was wrong.

Simpson was sentenced to a maximum of 33 years with the possibility of parole after nine.

He was given one year each on eleven different counts, including armed robbery, one year for his arrogance and 21 years for being a stupid ass.

Simpson will be up for parole in nine years.

District Judge Jackie Glass then ordered that Simpson be imprisoned in a near-by state prison. "Remember, what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas."

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