There was concern at the US-Mexico border this morning after it was revealed that the last of Mexico's 165 million-plus inhabitants had just crossed the frontline into the US, leaving the Central American country empty.
An internal search of Mexico by UN officials has failed to find any trace of human habitation, sparking fears that the entire population has either been abducted by aliens, or else is now living in, or beyond, Texas.
President Donald Trump had said during his Presidential election campaign back in 2016, that he would build a wall along the Mexican border to prevent any more illegal immigration, but his failure to carry out this promise seems now to have been, from his perspective, a gargantuan mistake.
Head of the Border Police, Captain Joseph Martinez, spoke sternly to Angelo Sanchez, the final Mexican to cross the border yesterday, when he told him:
"Welcome to the United States of America!"
