US President Donald Trump and his government are to face legal action from the woman who gave him 'the finger', Juli Briskman, in a landmark case.
Briskman, who lost her job as a result of Trump having her sacked, was out riding her bicycle in North Virginia last October when the presidential motorcade passed her. She recognised Trump, and stuck her middle finger up in the salute one normally reserves for someone one thinks is a bit of a cunt. Her life has never been the same again.
Briskman was fired from her marketing executive job by the government contracting firm Akima, who said she had violated a code-of-conduct policy. But Juli says that Trump and his aides made a colossal error, for, she claims:
"There was a smiley face drawn on my finger. I actually LIKE Trump!"
She posted a picture on Facebook earlier today of her 'smiling' finger, to prove her claims, and it does, indeed, look like the president may have to backtrack.
President Trump is expected to Tweet something inane about the matter later.