Written by Pointer

Friday, 10 October 2008

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Bush given hoes to keep him busy

Americans and world citizens have lost so much money in the Bush depression, that a unanimous vote of sensible people has mandated that Bush be locked in the White House basement and not allowed to cause any more damage to civilization.

Fortunately the Bush administration had built an underground fortress of solitude for VP Dick Cheney to keep US hunters safe.

A bipartisan posse of rounded W up, hog tied him and threw him into the subterranean cell till Obama's inauguration day.

Acting President, House Speaker Pelosi, found herself in office since Cheney had already moved to an off shore tax exempt hunting reserve.

Pelosi told TheSpoof.com that the Democratic takeover had begun early!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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