United Nations, New York (IPP) - The economies of the planet's nations fell like dominoes this week and now the Earth is being foreclosed upon.
The Earth will have to move back into the asteroid belt since it can no longer afford to stay in the inner solar system with the rest of the terrestial planets. The asteroid belt is much more dangerous than the inner solar system and it is much colder and dimmer there as well.
The moon will remain behind.
Many of the Earth's nations blame George W. Bush for the decline in the Earth's economic health and for the loss of status the planet has suffered. Bush pleaded innocence before the nations gathered at the UN to condemn him and he pointed out that at least the global warming issue has been solved.
