McCain Mortgage Buyout to Include White House

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 9 October 2008

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GWB Palace in Baghdad was hocked in a pawnshop in a seedy side of DC

John McCain's only slightly original economic plan was poorly explained by the Repub candie at the debate in Memphis in which old Elvis left the building quite early.

After scrutiny by housing experts and economists from the Hogswarts School of VooDooDoo economics, it was discovered that the bad mortgages McCain wants to buy will include the Bush White House.

After the incredible string of disasters that the Bush Presidency has visited upon America, shock and awe still surprisingly resulted from the revelation that Bush-Cheney had actually mortgaged the White House to pay for the war in Iraq and kick backs to their petrolpals.

Professor H. Potter of Hogwarts told thespoof.hockshoppe that the McCain plan included Mount Rushmore, the Washington Monument George Walker Bush Palace in Baghdad.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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