Bush & Putin Wed!

Funny story written by Ernest Goodheart

Friday, 26 September 2008

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George Bush today risked the wrath of Christian America today when Vladimir Putin and himself finally tied the knot in a lavish ceremony in the Alamo today.

Putin, who previously claimed he had always had a passion for bush, was forced to clarify the statement to say that he meant George.

Speaking exclusively to Russian Pop Culture Mag 'Zdra-stvu-eetee', "I have always loved George. I love his little nose. His little eye. His little chin. His little brain. You know something, he just one great cuddily fucking gorilla and he has made me complete."

George was gushing when we spoke to him this afternoon.

"Man and Man can coexist with another man if that man is a fish. People may laugh. Some may even laugh. But do not misunderestamatconclusively me when I say - Nobody will laugh.

"As a couple, we are very common. we both like steak. Both like invading countries. both like George W Bush."

The two had been dating for a little over 8 years. Condoleezza Rice was Bush's Maid of Honour.

And before you ask, we are told that George is the bitch.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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