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Funny story: Woman Marries Tin of Meat

Woman Marries Tin of Meat

Today a 55 year old grandmother from Kayk has married her favourite tin of meat today at a local branch of Aldi, to her amazement the tin in question said yes without hesitation. A tearful Marjorie Bagg said, “I feel overjoyed that I was able to…

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Funny story: All The Details on The Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Country-Style Wedding of The Decade

All The Details on The Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Country-Style Wedding of The Decade

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle was invited to attend the country western wedding of the decade on Blake Shelton's 13,716 acre Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch. After six years of living together, country singers…

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Funny story: Newlywed Bride Lands On Her Sexy Ass After Slipping On Rice

Newlywed Bride Lands On Her Sexy Ass After Slipping On Rice

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Former New York Giants cheerleader Sasha Lippowitz, 29, got married to the man of her dreams, Coney Island hot dog vendor, Louie “Wassup” Tellatini, 27. The two originally met at the Ice Rink at Rockefeller Center. Sasha…

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Funny story: Spousal Rites on the Golan Heights

Spousal Rites on the Golan Heights

Even though dear Carrie Symonds has, understandably, not officially answered Boris' proposal - since he has yet to acquire her favourite rug, the Pearled Carpet of Basra, embroidered with one and a half million of the fabled Basra pearls, costing ove…

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Funny story: Man Was Awoken At 5am By Music At Neighbors' Wedding

Man Was Awoken At 5am By Music At Neighbors' Wedding

A man whose neighbors are having a two-day wedding celebration for one of their daughters, has told of how he was rudely wrenched from his repose this morning, when unpleasant wailing music was blasted out of huge speakers at 5am. Moys Kenwood, 5…

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Funny story: Man Prayed For Torrential Rain To Ruin Wedding Party

Man Prayed For Torrential Rain To Ruin Wedding Party

A man who didn't particularly want to attend a wedding party next door to his home tonight, has revealed how he spent all day praying for a torrential downpour of rain so that the event would have to be called off. Moys Kenwood, 57, has already be…

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Funny story: Man Tried To Block Out Wedding Music By Playing The Fall At Full Volume

Man Tried To Block Out Wedding Music By Playing The Fall At Full Volume

A man who became incensed after he was forced, yet again, to endure the torture of another Cambodian wedding ceremony close to his home, eventually snapped, and resorted to unconventional measures to block out the loud music coming from the venue.

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Funny story: Man Had Splitting Headache

Man Had Splitting Headache

We've all been there. A long, hard day at work, battling traffic on the way home, coming home to screaming kids, and then your tea isn't ready when you get there - it's enough to give you a splitting headache! And that's what happened to one man i...

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Funny story: Las Vegas to Close the World Famous Little White Wedding Chapel

Las Vegas to Close the World Famous Little White Wedding Chapel

LAS VEGAS – After being in operation for almost 70 years, the most famous wedding chapel on the planet is shutting down due to the COVFEFE-45 Pandemic. The Church, which reportedly has married over 6.2 million couples from every country except f...

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Funny story: Man Spends Evening At Another Dull-As-You-Like Wedding Party

Man Spends Evening At Another Dull-As-You-Like Wedding Party

A man who felt as if he'd seen and been through it all before, was subjected to another terrible ordeal on Saturday night, as he was made to accompany his wife to a wedding party in their neighborhood. Moys Kenwood, 56, would have preferred to hav...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Announces Wedding Plans

Harry Maguire Announces Wedding Plans

There's love, romance, matrimony and feverish expectancy in the air throughout the South Yorkshire region tonight, as the Manchester United and England £80million central defender, Harry Maguire, took some time out from football to announce the weddi...

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Funny story: Wedding Party Experience Left Nasty Taste In Woman's Mouth

Wedding Party Experience Left Nasty Taste In Woman's Mouth

A woman who was forced to eat something that she didn't like at a wedding party has said that she felt humiliated in front of the other guests, and that the whole experience has left a nasty taste in her mouth. Wendy O'Kooms, of Dublin, was attend...

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Funny story: No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

London, UK - (Riotous): Tory Party compost heap gardeners are readying to bed down Downing Street’s half acre of splendid floribunda hybrid tease in anticipation of a summer wedding according to The Spoof’s man-with-the-hoe. The new follows recen...

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Funny story: Bride Hijacks Gay Wedding

Bride Hijacks Gay Wedding

Bridezilla, Clara Fluff, was devastated to learn that her Wedding Venue had burned down just three days before her wedding due date, last week. Sobbing and distraught, she asked a local radio station to put out an All Points Bulletin to get her a...

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Funny story: Danielle Lloyd's Secret Wedding Location Revealed

Danielle Lloyd's Secret Wedding Location Revealed

Z-list celebrity, Danielle Lloyd, has today confirmed that she will be getting married in secret next year to her short-term fiancé. Danielle stated in exclusive interviews with Closer, Hello, Tatler, and Vegetable Growers Weekly magazines, today,...

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Funny story: Man's Stag Night Was Unconventional

Man's Stag Night Was Unconventional

A man who was due to be married in a week's time, and planned to celebrate his last few days of 'freedom' in a truly celebratory way, made some very strange arrangements for his Stag Night, it has been claimed. Roger Stagg, a factory worker from M...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Every time 34-year-old Kendra Burke of Nashville, Tennessee, sees a crew of drunken girls in cutoff short-shorts, cowboy boots, and matching T-shirts go by on a foot-powered Pedal Tavern Bus, she wonders when the day will finally come for her bachelo...

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