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Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Funny story: Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Every time 34-year-old Kendra Burke of Nashville, Tennessee, sees a crew of drunken girls in cutoff short-shorts, cowboy boots, and matching T-shirts go by on a foot-powered Pedal Tavern Bus, she wonders when the day will finally come for her bachelo...

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Man's Wife-To-Be Went Outside For Cigarette

Funny story: Man's Wife-To-Be Went Outside For Cigarette

A man's wedding day was laid to waste when his bride-to-be told him she 'just' needed to "pop outside for a cigarette", and was never seen again. Colin 'D' was due at Bournemouth Registry Office at 11am to tie the knot with his intended, whose nam...

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Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

Funny story: Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...

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Ex-Girlfriend Probably Just Marrying That Guy to Make You Jealous

ASHBURN, VA--While browsing Facebook Tuesday, area man Robbie Harrison stumbled upon the account of ex-girlfriend Carrie Close, replete with postings concerning her wedding next April. After careful consideration, Harrison concluded that Close, with...

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Poison ivy bushes bedeck Dunblane Cathedral for Andy Murray nuptials

Funny story: Poison ivy bushes bedeck Dunblane Cathedral for Andy Murray nuptials

Dunblane, Scotland - Dozens of bubble-wrapped bushes of the Toxicodendron radicans genus have been installed at the Scottish cathedral where tennis pro Andy Murray is marrying Kim 'Jong-Un' Sears today. In a nod to William and Kate's own shrubby 2...

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Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

Funny story: Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

CORCORAN, CA - In case you haven't heard, Charles Manson is about to get married. That's right, single ladies, if you liked him then you should've put a ring on it. Now, all the Monday morning quarterbacking starts on 'what could have been' for...

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Husband hasn't gotten laid since wedding night

A recently married California man reportedly has not gotten laid since his wedding night back in March. The man, who wished to remain anonymous because he still has hopes of one day getting laid again, said his newlywed wife has not seemed the le...

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Kerry Kennedy legless - again! - at brother Bobby Jr's third time nuptials

Funny story: Kerry Kennedy legless - again! - at brother Bobby Jr's third time nuptials

Hyannis, Mass. (Ass Mess) - Daft human frights lawyer Kerry Kennedy was under the table at six o'clock again tonight straddling a pink velour stuffed koala and a bottle of Wild Turkey. Same as at brother Bobby Junior's previous two nuptials both...

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Man requests girlfriend to accept his marriage proposal again "with more enthusiasm"

Funny story: Man requests girlfriend to accept his marriage proposal again "with more enthusiasm"

London - Personal Trainer Randy Offington demanded his girlfriend Suzanna Mills agree to marry with him with "more enthusiasm" this morning. Mr Offington had gone to great lengths to make the proposal special by taking her to a park where the two ha...

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Maxine Carr is Bridezilla!

Funny story: Maxine Carr is Bridezilla!

Guess what! That naughty Soham Liar Maxine Carr has got married. Within the last week Maxine, now under her new identity, has wed her secret new lover in a fancy swanky bash at a luxury hotel. Maxine is understood to be a huge fan of Kim and Kanye an...

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Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has been wanting her fiancé Eric Johnson, 34, to marry her for the past year and after he finally agreed she put a halt to it. Simpson, who is 33, spoke to Taffeta Kixx with The Celebrity Gazette. Jessica said...

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Hawaiians Forbidden to Marry Serbians in International Alphabet Emergency

Funny story: Hawaiians Forbidden to Marry Serbians in International Alphabet Emergency

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - Wedding registry officials at the United Nations have handed down a decision concerning the flood of over-long newlywed names from abroad. Speaking for the registry committee, Sir Engvald Torkner said, "It was bad enough...

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A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

Funny story: A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

HIPPOVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The Hippoville Department of Marriage Licenses has just informed the African news media that a black man and a white woman will become the first biracial couple to ever get married in the African country of Lower Zamgola.

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Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

REDONDO BEACH - Jessica Simpson was at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon enjoying the heck out of a plate of Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo with an unnamed lady friend when she was approached by Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe. Jessica asked Miss Confetti...

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Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat

Funny story: Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat

A dog and a cat got the Pope's blessing yesterday for a Valentine's wedding attended by hundreds of PETA members, some with their pets. "It's time to let the little creatures follow our own traditions", stated the host before the ceremony. "We her...

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American Grooms Exhausted!

Funny story: American Grooms Exhausted!

GATLINBURG, TENNESSEE - The picturesque city of Gatlinburg, located in the Smoky Mountains, is the #3 wedding destination in the world. 42,000 weddings are held here per year, and according to local wedding business owners, there is a new problem ar...

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One of America's Shortest Cougars, Katie Couric Has Announced She's Getting Married

Funny story: One of America's Shortest Cougars, Katie Couric Has Announced She's Getting Married

NEW YORK CITY - The journalist that Sarah Palin called Little Miss Ambusher has told the news media that she will be walking down the aisle before summertime. Katie Couric, who is 57, is thrilled that she has finally convinced her latest boy toy,...

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Colorado's First Marijuana Shop Wedding

Funny story: Colorado's First Marijuana Shop Wedding

VAIL, Colorado - Corky Fryhouse, 26, and Nora Beth Lumberpratt, 23, were engaged on Thanksgiving Day of last year. And now, the happy couple is thrilled to announce that they have just become the very first couple in the entire state of Colorado t...

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