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Funny story: Man Tried To Block Out Wedding Music By Playing The Fall At Full Volume

Man Tried To Block Out Wedding Music By Playing The Fall At Full Volume

A man who became incensed after he was forced, yet again, to endure the torture of another Cambodian wedding ceremony close to his home, eventually snapped, and resorted to unconventional measures to block out the loud music coming from the venue.

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Funny story: Man Had Splitting Headache

Man Had Splitting Headache

We've all been there. A long, hard day at work, battling traffic on the way home, coming home to screaming kids, and then your tea isn't ready when you get there - it's enough to give you a splitting headache! And that's what happened to one man i...

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Funny story: Las Vegas to Close the World Famous Little White Wedding Chapel

Las Vegas to Close the World Famous Little White Wedding Chapel

LAS VEGAS – After being in operation for almost 70 years, the most famous wedding chapel on the planet is shutting down due to the COVFEFE-45 Pandemic. The Church, which reportedly has married over 6.2 million couples from every country except f...

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Funny story: Man Spends Evening At Another Dull-As-You-Like Wedding Party

Man Spends Evening At Another Dull-As-You-Like Wedding Party

A man who felt as if he'd seen and been through it all before, was subjected to another terrible ordeal on Saturday night, as he was made to accompany his wife to a wedding party in their neighborhood. Moys Kenwood, 56, would have preferred to hav...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Announces Wedding Plans

Harry Maguire Announces Wedding Plans

There's love, romance, matrimony and feverish expectancy in the air throughout the South Yorkshire region tonight, as the Manchester United and England £80million central defender, Harry Maguire, took some time out from football to announce the weddi...

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Funny story: Wedding Party Experience Left Nasty Taste In Woman's Mouth

Wedding Party Experience Left Nasty Taste In Woman's Mouth

A woman who was forced to eat something that she didn't like at a wedding party has said that she felt humiliated in front of the other guests, and that the whole experience has left a nasty taste in her mouth. Wendy O'Kooms, of Dublin, was attend...

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Funny story: No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

London, UK - (Riotous): Tory Party compost heap gardeners are readying to bed down Downing Street’s half acre of splendid floribunda hybrid tease in anticipation of a summer wedding according to The Spoof’s man-with-the-hoe. The new follows recen...

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Funny story: Bride Hijacks Gay Wedding

Bride Hijacks Gay Wedding

Bridezilla, Clara Fluff, was devastated to learn that her Wedding Venue had burned down just three days before her wedding due date, last week. Sobbing and distraught, she asked a local radio station to put out an All Points Bulletin to get her a...

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Funny story: Danielle Lloyd's Secret Wedding Location Revealed

Danielle Lloyd's Secret Wedding Location Revealed

Z-list celebrity, Danielle Lloyd, has today confirmed that she will be getting married in secret next year to her short-term fiancé. Danielle stated in exclusive interviews with Closer, Hello, Tatler, and Vegetable Growers Weekly magazines, today,...

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Funny story: Man's Stag Night Was Unconventional

Man's Stag Night Was Unconventional

A man who was due to be married in a week's time, and planned to celebrate his last few days of 'freedom' in a truly celebratory way, made some very strange arrangements for his Stag Night, it has been claimed. Roger Stagg, a factory worker from M...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Every time 34-year-old Kendra Burke of Nashville, Tennessee, sees a crew of drunken girls in cutoff short-shorts, cowboy boots, and matching T-shirts go by on a foot-powered Pedal Tavern Bus, she wonders when the day will finally come for her bachelo...

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Funny story: Man's Wife-To-Be Went Outside For Cigarette

Man's Wife-To-Be Went Outside For Cigarette

A man's wedding day was laid to waste when his bride-to-be told him she 'just' needed to "pop outside for a cigarette", and was never seen again. Colin 'D' was due at Bournemouth Registry Office at 11am to tie the knot with his intended, whose nam...

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Funny story: Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...

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Funny story: Ex-Girlfriend Probably Just Marrying That Guy to Make You Jealous

Ex-Girlfriend Probably Just Marrying That Guy to Make You Jealous

ASHBURN, VA--While browsing Facebook Tuesday, area man Robbie Harrison stumbled upon the account of ex-girlfriend Carrie Close, replete with postings concerning her wedding next April. After careful consideration, Harrison concluded that Close, with...

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Funny story: Poison ivy bushes bedeck Dunblane Cathedral for Andy Murray nuptials

Poison ivy bushes bedeck Dunblane Cathedral for Andy Murray nuptials

Dunblane, Scotland - Dozens of bubble-wrapped bushes of the Toxicodendron radicans genus have been installed at the Scottish cathedral where tennis pro Andy Murray is marrying Kim 'Jong-Un' Sears today. In a nod to William and Kate's own shrubby 2...

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Funny story: Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

CORCORAN, CA - In case you haven't heard, Charles Manson is about to get married. That's right, single ladies, if you liked him then you should've put a ring on it. Now, all the Monday morning quarterbacking starts on 'what could have been' for...

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Funny story: Husband hasn't gotten laid since wedding night

Husband hasn't gotten laid since wedding night

A recently married California man reportedly has not gotten laid since his wedding night back in March. The man, who wished to remain anonymous because he still has hopes of one day getting laid again, said his newlywed wife has not seemed the le...

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