Written by Pointer

Friday, 26 September 2008

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Bush hides behind bush

After almost eight years of unremitting disaster, unrepentant GW Bush told the assembled representatives of the world's nations that he had no regrets.

Bush explained to UN representatives that Russia caused the hurricanes after which his administration failed to provide support. He accused Iran of undermining the US economy and causing the worst collapse of US corporations since the Great Depression.

North Korea, according to the man who has avoided personal responsibility since his early failures at toilet training, made the WMD's of Saddam Hussein disappear.

Syria had its comeuppance as well for how flat its bread is and the strange use of yogurt in its hummus.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: George W. Bush, UN

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