Written by Armedus Chunsky

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

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Devilish eggs.

A new video of Barack Obama's pastor, Reverend Wright, has surfaced on the internet, this one of Rev. Wright's Easter sermon. Rev. Wright expressed his outrage towards the childhood legend, the Easter Bunny.

In his most recent YouTube video, Reverend Wright asks what celebrating a white Easter bunny has to do with Jesus, saying, "Godd*** the Easter Bunny and his develish eggs!" Barack Obama called his remarks "divisve" but claimed that he would not talk to his pastor about the controversial statement.

Many question Obama's ability to take on our enemies and unite a nation if he cannot confront his pastor. Obama took the opportunity to slam McCain, who Obama says gave in to Bush on torture. Senator MaCain had a good excuse, saying that, "Cheney tortured me better than those gooks, I mean, baby killers, ever did."

When asked why he didn't confront his pastor, he said "are you kidding me?" remarked Senator Barack Obama to the AP, "I've been afraid to confront my pastor for years. If you think Hillary answering the phone at 3am is scary..."

Senator Hillary Clinton lashed back, saying she dodged the Easter Bunny's egg attack at the 1995 White House Easter Celebration. Video has surfaced showing that it was in fact the Easter Bunny dodging heavy fire as a drunk Dick Cheney thought the man in the bunny costume would win him an award for largest catch.

Neither Senator Clinton nor Senator Obama could be reached for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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