In the red hot poker-heat of American politics, Hillary Clinton shocked her supporters yesterday when she got her amazing boobs out at a press conference in wonderful West Virginia.
Although the ex-First Lady was believed to have a fine figure, nobody had any idea of how perfect it, was until now. (It has been rumoured that even Hillary's husband Bill has never seen her marvellous mammaries and that this was the reason for his serial adultery.)
A spokesperson for the Hillary campaign stressed that the only reason for her bold behaviour was that she desperately wanted to show America that she was no prude.
American audiences are well familiar with this outlandish celebrity behaviour that is designed to shock, Janet Jackson being a leading superstar associated with this form of display.
However, insiders familiar with the workings of the Presidential selection process suggested that it was just a desperate publicity stunt in response to Obama's shameless playing of the 'ace race card'.
Senator Obama's cringe worthy speech was described by political commentators as a folksy tale that combined all the best features of 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' and 'The Little House on the Prairie'.
In spite of the controversy surrounding Senator Clinton's behaviour, opinion polls show that she is now well in the lead.
Mr Bill Withers, a lifelong devotee of all thing associated with Texan hold'em explained that a good pair will always beat an ace black card, no matter how it is presented.
