Written by Dr Edward Maxwell

Thursday, 20 March 2008

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An extremely greedy and pompous Subway sandwich shop manager from New Mexico was fired yesterday for eating the complete stock of food in the shops limited inventory.

The man from New Mexico USA said he felt peckish, according to his staff, several Mexican immigrants earning less than minimum wage. The greedy man then set about filling his fat mouth with bread, pickles and meats until he was violently sick.

Once he had recovered he began eating again, much to the disdain of his staff and customers.

His supervisor fired the glutton on the spot.

"He had the nerve to critique my reports often" said the supervisor, "he thought he was a lot cleverer than me, complained about the structures of my sentences and the grammar in my appraisals. He even had the nerve to write a manual telling everyone else how to do their job despite having limited knowledge or skill himself. He was simply arrogant."

Indeed he was, indeed he was.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Food, Eating, Sandwich, Subway

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