James Dean's hands used as door stop

Written by Jesus Budda

Friday, 7 September 2007

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Michael Bolton's pool boy with the famous Hands

The severed hands of deceased movie star James Dean, were being using as a door stop in an Arizona diner.

The "Slippery Dog" in Phoenix, AZ had been using the hands for almost fifty years before a customer remarked how similar they looked to the dead icon.

"One of our regulars, who by the way is retarded, made the connection", said waitress Elmira, "he stood up on the counter top and screeched at the top of his voice "them's the hands of Jimmy Dean, them's the hands of Jimmy Dean", over and over again. Well, we just thought he was bonkers".

The hands have now been returned to their legal owner, big haired singer Michael Bolton.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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