Republican candidate Fred Thomson has openly admitted to having sex with little green men.
The lord of cartoon darkness, Skeletor says he really misses playing around with his old mucker, He-Man.
IN A moving speech last night, the wife of Eternia's most ruthless supervillain made a controversial pledge to stand by her embattled husband after a week of scandalous allegations regarding his extra-marital sex life.
Skeletor announced today that due to budget constraints four minions have been cut from his roster of evil.
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