New York (US&A): In what seems to be the most unnecessary news in decades, American Idle judge Simon Cow-dung has announced that in coming seasons, American Idle will be a part of "Dancing With The Stars".
So, what does this actually mean? In the precise words of Simon Cow-Dung, it means "more money!" while in those of fellow judge, it means "more booze!".
What it also means is that the contestants will not only have to sing well, but will also have to be exceptional dancers, unless of course you're Heather Bills.
Says Sanjaya Malakar: "Thank God they didn't do this before, coz then not only would I not sing well, but I would also suck at dancing! Why don't they make something like 'American Dresser' or 'Hair-Styling With The Stars?"
It has been predicted that there will be a rise in not only ear related problems among viewers, but also in eye related problems. Simon Cow-dung has even signed a contract with hospitals across the globe earning many free coupons for breast-reduction surgeries.
Taylor Hicks, world-famous in New York for his on stage singing-cum-dancing antics, had this to say, "Soul patrol, Soul patrol, Soul patrol!!!".
As of yet, the name of the new show is yet to be decided. Some suggestions include: Dancing on Idle, Idling with the Stars and The Make Simon Cowell Rich Show.
signing off,
kick-butt morons.
