Band's music designed to cause illness?

Funny story written by Skews Me

Thursday, 14 June 2007

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The rock band Probe has become the focus of accusations from the medical community who say their music is causing listeners to feel sick.

"Extrememely low frequencies in their songs are causing symptoms ranging from increased pulse rate to tightening of the chest to depression," said doctor Earl Duke.

Doctors list several bands who's music has generated complaints, but Probe stands out as possibly engineering theirs specifically to cause symptoms.

Digital analysis of Probe's songs indicates very specific frequencies that are inaudible and unrelated to the music's harmonics.

"There is no reason for 6 to 7 Hertz signals to be on the tracks," said Duke. "The notes -- if you want to call them that -- have been digitally inserted with the apparent goal of causing disorders in listeners."

Probe's first music video "In Your Head" even had to be recalled for posing a seizure risk to susceptible viewers.

Attorneys for Probe deny any wrongdoing.

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