Forget Osama, TIA...We've hardcore terrorists in our own music industry with Brian Mcfadden (commonly known as lying black hen) and his gang of 12 members teaming to destroy the world with their appaling plans.
The first indication of these anti social activities of Brian was given by Westlife when they threw him out of their band (he did not leave, he was CHUCKED out).
Shane laments "I wish I could have transformed him...but he was too violent for words.When he was not given lead vocals in imaginary diva he almost strangled our producer and tried to stab poor Mark who sang it".
Nicky had tears in his eyes and refused to say anything. However after persuasion gave in. "I always thought him to be a friend of mine till the day he bit a fan of mine on her neck because she asked for mine autograph before his. And then he threatened to wipe out me and my family if I tried to attract these chicks.You know that's why I keep a low profile and hardly sing.Otherwise my vocals can even make Mozart blush".
Mark's story is no different. He says "I also wanted to go solo after turnaround but Brian left the band on the condition that we will continue with this boyband image of ours without pursuing solo careers as he did not want any competition. Also he told us to be less creative and sing all that shit which our great granddads used to listen". Mark lost control at this point and started banging his head on the table (reminding me of Dobby of harry potter).
Kian went into fits on hearing Brian's name and was carried away in an ambulance.
The point is why doesnt ANYONE COMPLAIN????
Shane comments,"You don't know about the influence Brian has over the authorities. Complaining about him is like inviting our own death at our door.Like the fella once said ain't that a kick in the head.I wanna live, I dont wanna be dead"
Shane then started laughing like a maniac and I realised even though Brian had left the band he had taken the other 4 boys sanity with him. The addition of Delta Goodrem to Brian's life is another cause of concern as Delta though by no means violent has killed thousands of people through her boring and senseless songs and concerts. Talk about being BORED to death? Let's just hope she does not become the queen of Brian's dangerous and psycho gang. God save the world!!!!
