Written by THE MUSIC MAN

Friday, 1 June 2007

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Bush telling about his fish

(MUSICMAN PRESS) "It was this long I tell ya," said the President, when asked about the catfish he caught while on a fishing trip with his father and brother.

Last weekend Bush, his dad, and younger brother went on a five hour fishing trip to a private lake in northern Texas. The President said he used the time to "relect" with his family. After the fishing expedition the Bushes enjoyed a good old-fashioned family meal.

"It reminded me of a time before the world got so complicated. Seeing my boys at that table eatin' the fish that they caught it's just amazing," Bush Sr. added cheerfully through teary eyes.

A precise size of the fish will never be known: George began eating it as soon as it come out of the water. The closest estimate is around five inches.

-THE MUSICMAN-

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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