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Funny story: Third local angler found slain: Police launch hunt for 'Jack The Kipper'

Third local angler found slain: Police launch hunt for 'Jack The Kipper'

Following the discovery of the mutilated body of a third fisherman on the banks of the River Lea in East London, Whitechapel police have announced they have received a letter, believed to be from the killer, in which he outlines his motives and signs…

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Funny story: President Biden Issues A Stern Warning To Canada About Canadian Fishermen Illegally Entering Into US Waters To Catch Dolphins

President Biden Issues A Stern Warning To Canada About Canadian Fishermen Illegally Entering Into US Waters To Catch Dolphins

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Hullabaloo News Agency, President Biden is one very, very upset hombre (man). HNA writer Abel Zorro spoke with the president in the Mrs. Abraham Lincoln Sitting Room in the White House. POTUS…

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Funny story: Swampscott man still trying to catch first fish after 65 years

Swampscott man still trying to catch first fish after 65 years

Mr. Dave Singer considers himself part of a long line of sea going people from Massachusetts’ North Shore. With his old boss he co-owns a beautiful 30 ft sailboat and loves nothing more than being on the water. Sailing and fishing are two of Mr. Sing…

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Funny story: British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

The UK government have announced their intention to join a major trading bloc for the first time since leaving the EU. The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trading agreement between eleven nations including Japan, Mexico and New Zealand, who intend to…

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Funny story: No-Deal Brexit: Hull and Grimsby Cock-a-Hoop while most Britons admit We Don't Give a Sh*t About Fishing

No-Deal Brexit: Hull and Grimsby Cock-a-Hoop while most Britons admit We Don't Give a Sh*t About Fishing

"We will be forever grateful to Nigel Farage and that one meeting he attended while sitting on the EU's fisheries committee for eight years. If he hadn't been on our side we would have been sold down the river. He fully deserves his £75,000 pa EU pen…

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Funny story: Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

A new law spells the end of uncontrolled magnet fishing in Britain’s canals and rivers. The sport has grown rapidly in recent years, with experienced anglers (known as ‘maglers’) landing catches including swords, shotguns, safes and even parking mete…

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Funny story: Look at the size of my fish...

Look at the size of my fish...

Gary Thatcher Hogbottom, a single man of considerable means, is confused as to why the photos he puts up on Firestarter.web get him no attention from the opposite gender. 'I put up photos of all of the fish I catch,' said the balding, portly forty...

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Funny story: New Species Of Brown Trout Discovered In Scottish Loch

New Species Of Brown Trout Discovered In Scottish Loch

There was great excitement in Scotland earlier this afternoon, when an entirely new species of Brown Trout was discovered in Loch Laidon on Rannoch Moor on the border of Argyll and Bute, and Perthshire. There are already four other species of bro...

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Funny story: Born to Spoof New Beginnings: Ch1 The Dream is Shattered Then Returns

Born to Spoof New Beginnings: Ch1 The Dream is Shattered Then Returns

As I dropped my line with live shrimp in the water my thought was not to catch fish, it was to catch a dream. Somewhere between romantic ideals and notions I had found something with someone years ago and still they kept me going. Even though they were distant from me now, it was still as if I just needed to reach and grasp them and I could be on my way again. She appeared behind me in the dark...

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Funny story: Fishing pensioner hooks up with new "Hooker" 1600 miles away!

Fishing pensioner hooks up with new "Hooker" 1600 miles away!

Aussie ageing pensioner, Ray Johnstone, went searching for a new "hooker mate" over the internet after his previous "hooking mate" passed away leaving him alone to go hooking. He felt so lonely in his fishing boat that he sent out a message via an...

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Funny story: 14-Pound Bermuda Lobster Has His Say

14-Pound Bermuda Lobster Has His Say

"My weight is nobody's business but mine," huffed the lobster, in an interview with a reporter from The Spoof. The lobster continued, "It's an outrage. How would you like it if YOUR weight were the subject of discussion the world over?" And he's appalled at all the fat shaming on social media since he's been caught and brought onto land, "Why can't people just mind their own business?" he aske...

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Funny story: Royal Navy exercises restraint during Spanish "Kamikaze" Gibraltar incursions

Royal Navy exercises restraint during Spanish "Kamikaze" Gibraltar incursions

Royal Navy manoeuvres involving aerial military "drops" were completed this week according to plan despite the farcical behaviour of a small number of rickety Spanish boats. Having to be shepherded away for their own safety, the humiliated Spanish "p...

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Funny story: Doc Martin Leaves Louiser!

Doc Martin Leaves Louiser!

PORT ISAAC, CORNWALL - Exciting news from the set of Doc Martin. According to people who are close to the set, in Season 7, Doc Martin will leave Louiser after realizing Mrs. Tishell is, in fact, more his type. Louiser, meanwhile, takes off to...

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Funny story: Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Phil Robertson, elder and spokesman for the "Duck Dynasty" family has reacted to an article actress, singer Linsay Lohan where she allegedly called them a bunch of redneck swamp freaks. "From what I have read and talked with others, apparently t...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Alec Baldwin To Grow Up And Stop Embarrassing His Poor Old Mom

Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Alec Baldwin To Grow Up And Stop Embarrassing His Poor Old Mom

BROOKLYN - The head of one of New York City's largest crime families, Salvatore Goombalini has sent a message to Alec "The Brat" Baldwin. Goombalini made it very clear to Mr. Baldwin that the ten Goombalini brothers have had enough of his diva-lik...

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Funny story: Mississippi Rejects The Bill That Would Have Banned Condoms

Mississippi Rejects The Bill That Would Have Banned Condoms

JACKSON, Mississippi - The senate of the state of Mississippi has just voted down a very controversial proposal. State Senator Roy LeRoy Witchboro [R-Pascagoula] spoke with National Focus Magazine and said that the debate on banning condoms within...

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Funny story: Sick: Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Taking Shots

Sick: Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Taking Shots

Miley Cyrus needed a break so her dad, Billy Ray decided to go home to northern Kentucky and go on a three-day fishing and camping trip. Of course, they did allow me, a reporter for $tat$, to go with them and use the photographs for a Family Type article. After the first day, they didn't catch a thing and, although Billy took it in stride, Miley seemed upset. "Look at that guy, Pops. Hey,...

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