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Funny story: When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day

When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day

On January 2, 1492, Abdallah Muhammad bin Ali, also known as Muhammad XII or Boabdil, the last Muslim sultan of Granada and head of the Nasrid dynasty, surrendered his city and handed over the keys of Islam to Europe—or so it appears. In an ironic…

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Funny story: The 223 Year-Old St. Sylvester Church Is Named The Prettiest Church in California

The 223 Year-Old St. Sylvester Church Is Named The Prettiest Church in California

CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - The Cosmos News Service reports that Calexico's St. Sylvester Church has just been named "The Prettiest Church in California." CNS writer Armada Aquatica said that the church, which was built in 1799, is 223…

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Funny story: Man Gets Caught Choking Chicken

Man Gets Caught Choking Chicken

A celibate man with a previous history of choking his chicken was caught again choking his chicken in a public bathroom at the Piazza dell' Unità grocery store, in Rome Italy, according to Mayor Virginia Raggi. Francesco Totti told people he went…

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Funny story: The Pope Paints a Masterpiece

The Pope Paints a Masterpiece

Vatican News — Curious wonders await in the private bedroom of the Pope. When the Pope invites his most trusted friends and cardinals to see a ceiling fresco he just completed in his bedroom, the only answer is yes. When he explains it’s a 17…

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Funny story: A Terrorist Who Set Fire To A Christian Church In Ottawa, Canada Is Caught and Beaten With Collection Plates

A Terrorist Who Set Fire To A Christian Church In Ottawa, Canada Is Caught and Beaten With Collection Plates

OTTAWA, Canada – (Satire News) – A reporter with the Chicago Wind newspaper reports that the individual who set fire to Ottawa’s Church of The Wandering Moose, was caught by parishioners and beaten all over his body with several collection plates.

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Funny story: Newlywed Bride Lands On Her Sexy Ass After Slipping On Rice

Newlywed Bride Lands On Her Sexy Ass After Slipping On Rice

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Former New York Giants cheerleader Sasha Lippowitz, 29, got married to the man of her dreams, Coney Island hot dog vendor, Louie “Wassup” Tellatini, 27. The two originally met at the Ice Rink at Rockefeller Center. Sasha…

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Funny story: Psychic relays God's Plan for saving humanity: All out war between Wokers, Cancelers, PCs and Trump supporters

Psychic relays God's Plan for saving humanity: All out war between Wokers, Cancelers, PCs and Trump supporters

World famous psychic Rudy "Two Phones" Jackster announced his latest revelation yesterday afternoon to a riveted crowd of followers just outside his home in Jackson, Mississippi. He claims this transmission was straight from God, something he's d…

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Funny story: Kansas Will No Longer Allow Breastfeeding in Church

Kansas Will No Longer Allow Breastfeeding in Church

TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – After getting thousands of complaints from church members; especially members of the choir, the Fly-Over state of Kansas has enacted an amendment that will strictly prohibit breastfeeding in the church. The Vox Pop…

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Funny story: The Coronavirus Hits The Cast of The Young and the Restless

The Coronavirus Hits The Cast of The Young and the Restless

NEW YORK CITY – Production has temporarily been suspended on daytime TV's top-rated soap opera, “The Young and the Restless”. iRumors reports that two stars, Romulus Oxnard and Pansy Voxatoria, who play married couple Quiller and Skyler Lollygag,…

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Funny story: Trump Goes to Church With Hope Hicks – Where The Hell is Melania?

Trump Goes to Church With Hope Hicks – Where The Hell is Melania?

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette newspaper is reporting that the president did something that he has not done in 6 years. He actually set foot in a church. Trump attended Our Lady of The Roulette Wheel in downtown Las Veg…

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Funny story: Confessional autobiography of Priest reveals the quality of sins has declined

Confessional autobiography of Priest reveals the quality of sins has declined

Boston's Father Seamus O’Hodge recalls how listening to confessions used to be enjoyable and dangerous, but now they’re as edgy as an Obama confession on Oprah. At a Barnes and Noble book signing, promoting his new autobiography, ‘Sins aren’t what…

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Funny story: Politically-Correct Congregation Holds A "Celebration Of Life" For Alcoholic, Abusive, And Gruesome Monster Who Was Probably Just Misunderstood

Politically-Correct Congregation Holds A "Celebration Of Life" For Alcoholic, Abusive, And Gruesome Monster Who Was Probably Just Misunderstood

Wauzeka, Wisconsin. Members at St. Jude & Bethany's Episcopal Church Of Profoundly Serious Enlightenment And Dedication gathered together, last Wednesday, to hold a "celebration of life" for Michael Willard Kain, an abusive, gruesome, hot-temper…

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Funny story: Houses of Worship in Accounting Crisis Over Relief Package

Houses of Worship in Accounting Crisis Over Relief Package

(Madison TWP, PA) America’s church bookkeepers and other non-profit religious organizations have been left baffled on how to manage government bailout money being shoveled their way. The U.S. Federal government’s unprecedented approval of a $2 t...

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Funny story: Sacred Gifts for the Homeless

Sacred Gifts for the Homeless

With the corona lockdown, curfews and general ruling of not being allowed to do anything or go anywhere, Church attendance figures have nosedived even further. In fact, the current average across British chapels and temples is nil. This worrying deve...

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Funny story: A Catholic Church in Kalamazoo, Michigan Opens Up A Drive-Thru Confessional

A Catholic Church in Kalamazoo, Michigan Opens Up A Drive-Thru Confessional

KALAMAZOO, Michigan – Father Vicencio of the St. Gorgonzola Catholic Church has said that he will adhere to the no more than 10 people rule that has been implement by the government. Father Vic, known for his self-aggrandizing nature, expressed t...

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Funny story: Meat-Loving Preacher Points Out that, Unlike with Humans, Little Scientific Evidence Exists that Animals Have Souls

Meat-Loving Preacher Points Out that, Unlike with Humans, Little Scientific Evidence Exists that Animals Have Souls

After several parishioners approached him asking what he thought of adopting a vegan lifestyle out of compassion for animals, Pastor Raymond Roberts of Crossroads Christian Church in Nashville, Tennessee, assured them that people of faith need not co...

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Funny story: A Poem For Cardinal Pell

A Poem For Cardinal Pell

I, like many others, was outraged by the news that Cardinal Pell, the former Vatican treasurer, had been found guiilty in an Australian court of sexual offences against two boys in Melbourne in 1996. The court arrived at its verdict in December la...

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