BILLINGSGATE POST: In an abrupt turnaround in relations between President Trump and Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, it was announced today that Iran would allow Trump to build the country’s first golf course, using the three holes that were just created by the recent bombings as part of the new course: The deal to be legally structured as a Joint Venture between the Ayatollah and Trump.
Khamenei, who is 86 years old, claims that he once carried a single digit handicap. Saying, “I can’t wait to kick Trump’s ass. We’re going to play to see who gets Israel. Just Trump and me. Match play, no handicap. Winner takes all.”
As usual, CNN’s Kaitlan Collins smelled a rodent, genus Rattus, to be precise. In today’s press conference with the president, she asked: “Don’t you think it’s a conflict of interest for you and Khamenei to profit from an act of war?”
The President: “You are an evil person that works for an evil network. But I will take your question, despite your ignorance.”
“My answer is NO! Me and the Ayatollah can do any f*cking thing we want. That’s why I was elected president and why he’s a dictator.”
Dr. Slim: “Can’t wait to see the match. Better than the Ryder Cup.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. Will be a blast.”
