BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview that is set to air on a new extra-terrestrial streaming platform, Loomer Nu, a self-described paranormal and counterculturist, who may or not be insane, describes his meeting with Kamala Harris:
GAME OVER: Rack up the balls and put away the cues. Whatever was just an existential threat, is now a mortal lock to irreversibly send us into a downward spiral that sadly, will pummel us into cosmic disarray if Kamala Harris is elected president.
According to Loomer:
“When I first met Kamala, what captivated me most was the duality of the experience. I got to know two beings: Kamala, a well-used trollop, and Harris, a presence full of cosmic wisdom, capable of explaining the intricacies of human history, the universe, and the very fabric of existence.
The sharp contrast between Kamala and Harris was undeniable, and the knowledge that Harris shared with me in a lengthy, convoluted word salad convinced me that something otherworldly had entered the room. She wasn't merely a channeled spirit - she was something from beyond our planet.”
The message she left with me was deeper than just proving we are not alone in the universe. If indeed what she said is verifiable; that she is an extraterrestrial, then what she is telling us is vital: We are not isolated in our struggles.
When she told me that we are being observed by a power greater than ourselves, and more importantly, we are being helped, I was transfixed by her humanity. I am convinced that she is from beyond our planet, not just out of curiosity, but with a purpose—to guide us toward a more harmonious existence.”
Dr. Slim: “Whatever this Loomer guy is on, I want two of.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. Count me in.”
