Well known satire website The Onion recently brought back their print edition after a decade of being exclusively online. This news was met with confusion as many readers were surprised to learn that The Onion was still published at all.
After the questionable relaunch of their print edition, The Onion executives have announced several other new initiatives:
Fun with Fat Shaming issue
VHS tape "The Best of The Onion"
All The Onion offices are now smoker friendly
Gift with subscription is a set of lawn darts
Onion employees retirement benefits moved from 401K accounts to ponzi schemes
Print copies of The Onion exclusively available at Circuit City
Year-End Best Racist Jokes of the Year Roundup
Onion employees forced to work using typewriters and correction tape
Biting satirical news stories about Richard Nixon
Special Guest Editor Bill Cosby
