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The Onion To Change To Become More Like The Spoof

Funny story: The Onion To Change To Become More Like The Spoof

The Onion, the satirical news website par excellence, whose writers are the undisputed high-watermark of satirical literary output, is to make changes to become more like one of its rivals, TheSpoof.com. The Onion has been producing highly-crafted...

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The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

Funny story: The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

WALL STREET URINAL: In a stunning development, The Spoof said today that it will acquire The Onion to create the world's largest fake news media company under one roof. The Onion proclaims itself as the world's leading news publication and enjoys...

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MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Funny story: MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Still reeling from a drop in ratings, attributed to their misplaced confidence in a Clinton victory in the US presidential election, America's three top-rated satire publications have initiated tentative merger talks in an effort to shore up their pr...

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Trump Is Understood By Stewart, Colbert, & The Onion

Funny story: Trump Is Understood By Stewart, Colbert, & The Onion

In Gulliver's travels, written by the great satirist Jonathan Swift, one example of satire in the book is that some Lilliputian (very tiny) men wear high heels and others wear low heels. The men who wear low heels are in power and will only appoint o...

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Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

Funny story: Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...

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John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (2/2)

How have people received John Kerry's recent nuclear annhilation of The Onion? We'll start off with Hillary Clinton. Now listen here, young man. With all due respect, reporter… which ain't very much, let's be… Ah, HONEST… Erm… Well anyway, why so fastidious? Huh? I mean, you know, maybe Iran are, say, just a few decades ahead of schedule in developing nukes and this is the first...

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John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (1/2)

Notable public figure, hilariously swiftboated, um, SWIFTBOAT political celebrity and darling of the MSNBC broadcasting-apologetical complex John Kerry… Well, he's just made yet another honest mistake in a somewhat lengthy line of honest mistakes. John Kerry has put his hermeneutical philosophy of 'The Constitution is a living document' into practice via a creative reinterpretation of the Fi...

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Bigot Parents Are Having Yet Another Baby

Funny story: Bigot Parents Are Having Yet Another Baby

Chepenseki, TENN.-- Local morons , Roy and Teri Rosheen, have had yet another child. According to local sources, the couple plans on naming the creation something "unique" like "Unique" or "Randy". The precious and soon to be dimwitted child is t...

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Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Funny story: Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Moe Pipick owner and editor-in chief of The Onion announced today: "I have offered The Spoof a considerable sum just to stop them from embarrassing themselves and stinking up the body fine satire that is being published today." He continued;"Mo...

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'The Onion' and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close--Russell Sprouts Says: 'World Insanity Beyond Our Writers' Imaginations'

Chicago-"The Onion" Managing Editor Russell Sprouts announced today that the well-known fake-news outlet was shutting down immediately. Six other prominent sites said they would also be closing. "We can't keep up any more," said Sprouts, speaking...

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Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Wrote Text Over Jong Un's Uncle's Execution

Funny story: Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Wrote Text Over Jong Un's Uncle's Execution

Humor sites are viciously striving to beat all the other spoof news websites who are fighting tooth and nail to hire the writer who wrote the fiery rhetoric slamming North Korea's President's Jong Un's uncle on national news. The former second in lea...

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Kim Jong Un wins annual Worlds Sexiest Kim Award

Funny story: Kim Jong Un wins annual Worlds Sexiest Kim Award

North Korean leader Kim John-Un was celebrating today after being named Worlds Sexiest Kim today by MNKTV music channel. He narrowly pipped sex tape star Kim Kardashian who gained only one vote - from her pop star boyfriend Kanye West. The governm...

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Onion spoof makes Chinese cry (with laughter!)

Funny story: Onion spoof makes Chinese cry (with laughter!)

Well known US spoof magazine, The Onion, has hit yellowy gold by having their spoof printed in the official Chinese Communist newspaper. The spoof was taken seriously by communist leaders hoping to take a swipe at the new North Korean leader, Kim Jon...

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Iranian News Agency Picks Up Satirical Onion Article About Obama As Being Real News

Funny story: Iranian News Agency Picks Up Satirical Onion Article About Obama As Being Real News

Note to readers, this article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the material visible to the public reading audience as it is typed and being viewed by an editor. It reflects an effort by the journalistic community to get the latest news and writings out to the reading community with as little delay and interference as possible. Thank you and enjoy the article. A major med...

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Wisconsin wife reportedly attacks husband for reading 'The Spoof'

A Wisconsin woman is reportedly facing charges after she allegedly attacked her husband for reading alternative news websites, including "The Spoof." Lisa Bradford, 56, was charged Monday in Waukesha County Circuit Court with one count of disorder...

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Famous Snide Satire Newspaper "The Onion" Publishes A True Story

Funny story: Famous Snide Satire Newspaper "The Onion" Publishes A True Story

The Onion, America's premier satire and humor newspaper shocked the literate world today by publishing an absolute true story(!!!) in an issue. We will take a pause now to let you catch your breath from the shock... OK, that was long enough.

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Tears At The Onion

Funny story: Tears At The Onion

In a shocking announcement that may signal the demise of The Onion, a much respected and prize winning news source; Famed Reporter Area Man has said he is going freelance. Speaking at a news conference that he felt "there were opportunities that he c...

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TheSpoof.com CEO Mark Lowton Reports from Pattaya, Thailand

Funny story: TheSpoof.com CEO Mark Lowton Reports from Pattaya, Thailand

Pattaya, Thailand - Following his hasty and clandestine departure from TheSpoof.com headquarters in the UK, wunderkind CEO Mark Lowton has re-surfaced in Thailand. Rumours and speculation concerning Lowton have been rampant ever since he vacat...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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