BILLINGSGATE POST: In the history of the World, and perhaps even before that, no one has taken more heat for being a loser than Wile E Coyote. Unless the ACME corporation runs out of anvils, he will go down in history as taking more hits to the head than any living being.
Unlucky? Even Joe Btfsplk, who had a dark rain cloud perpetually over his head, had his moment in the sun, albeit a short one, was luckier than Wile E Coyote.
But the tide may have turned. The other day, a woman who some say has the voice of a nymphette sparrow and the physical attributes of a spavined cockroach, stepped on the toes of Donald Trump by endorsing Kamala Harris. The Donald, like the Road Runner, has never been defeated in a fair fight.
Suffice it to say, Dr. Billingsgate, who leads both the World and the Universe by scoring the most PhD’s by either a natural man or an extraterrestrial alien (can you believe a dozen) adheres to the belief that unnecessarily pissing off half the voters in the USA was a colossal mistake.
Dr. Slim: “Confucius say: ‘Woman with ramshackle ovaries and clapboard breasts not smart to poke sleeping bear.’”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. Where do you come up with sh*t like that?”
