BILLINGSGATE POST: Sadly, there is no universally accepted term to describe the reversing of letters to mock public figures. But to those who care about esoteric trivia, Joe Biden spelled backwards = Eoj Nedib.
Why this is more than merely an ironic twist of fate: In the first caliphate, the Rashidun Caliphate, immediately after the death of Muhammad in 632, two Rashidun caliphs were chosen through shura to form an Islamic democracy.
Whether by coincidence or not, the two caliphs were, you guessed it, Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah. Hang on, sports fans, it just happens that Kamala Harris spelled backwards = Alamak Sirrah.
Students of Islamic history would know this; the common man might not. But Eoj Nedib was also a perverted hair-sniffer with cognitive problems. Adding to the aforementioned coincidence, Alamak Sirrah, Eoj’s sidekick, wore black pantsuits and had a cackle that made her followers wince. Their caliphate was doomed from the start.
Stretching the historic mumbo-jumbo of unbelievable factoids even further, Alamak Sirrah was chosen by her followers to replace the mentally impaired Eoj Nedib as the caliphate’s next Notary Sojac; something that had never happened before, due to shura bylaws.
In her acceptance speech at the Democrat convention last night, Kamala admonished her followers to do the following if Donald Trump won the election:
“Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.”
Dr. Slim: “That’s not easy to do if you’re wearing a pantsuit.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. If Alamak Sirrah were alive today, she would just hitch-up her Burka.”
