NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Satire) - Tiffany Tulsa, a member of The American Research Group reports that she spent four months researching and investigating some of the hundreds of claims that Trump has made about things that he falsely claims that he is noted for.
Needless to say number one on the list was, of course: lying.
After that Ms. Tulsa compiled a list of ten items.
TRUMP'S LIST OF 10 THINGS HE IS NOTED FOR:
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NOTE: Trump would like to thank the following individuals for helping him to compile this extensive list: Kellyanne "Scarecrow" Conway, Laura "Horse Face" Ingraham, Eric "Goofy" Trump, Hope "Sex Pot" Hicks, Donald "Dopey" Trump Jr., Kid "Dumb As A" Rock, and last but not least, Stormy Daniels.
