Written by Tom Taylor

Wednesday, 14 March 2007

image for Don't Ask, Don't Tell... For God's Sake Don't Comment. Peter Pace Picks a Public Place for Prejudice.
The thing that truly terrifies Pace, is a 'gay' bomb.

General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.

Apparently Pace would prefer to see only straight people doing immoral things for the war.

Torture - not immoral.

A Homosexual person performing the torture - immoral.

Pace argues, "If we have have gay troops fighting our wars, how long will it be before the enemy uses gays against us. Do we really want gay terrorists in our streets.?"

This means that an estimated 65,000 homosexual troops can come home from wherever they're serving and let the straight people die for their country.

- Tom Taylor

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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