The State of Alabama Says That First Cousins Can Now Legally Marry, But They Can Only Have 3 Offspring

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 3 December 2023

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If it's a boy, we'll name him Bubba Jo and if it's a girl we'll name her Morgan Jo.

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - (Spoof Satire) - The Alabama Senate in a landmark vote has voted 57 to 8,with 35 abstentions that cousins can now legally marry.

Two cousins from the cotton pickin' town of Duck Dung stated that they are happier than a pair of termites in a baseball bat factory.

They couple Billy Bobby Cullintower 27, and Delta Dawn Turtlehead, 29, who noted that they have been having intimate relations ever since they were 18 and 20, said that they now plan to marry within 8 or 9 days.

Delta said that they have always talked about only having two kids, so the three kids tops ruling is fine with them. ■

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