MONTGOMERY, Alabama - (Satire News) - The state of Alabama which prides itself in three things (1) Being known as "The Land of Cotton," (2) Being an extremely religious state, with churches on every street corner, and (3) Being the state that positively hates atheists, as much, if not more than Trump hates telling the truth.
The state legislature recently passed a bill titled, "The Anti-Atheist Bill," which clearly states in no uncertain terms, that every one of the state's 212 known atheists must leave the state immediately, or else they'll be transported to Iran.
One of the state senators, Wilton "Bubba" Higginwash, 45, [Republican - Cotton Panties] has said that he personally does not hate these non-believing, misguided folks.
But Sen. Higginwash did divulge that his wife, the quasi lovely (Rhonda Bubbette), his three sisters, his four brothers, his semi-nice mother-in-law, and his hot-as-hell ex-girlfriend (Skylar), all hate the atheists about as much as the Trumpturd hates his groin rash, his tongue lesions, and his overabundant hemorrhoids. ■
