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Funny story: Mayor Brags that NYC Only Fifth-Worst City to Live In

Mayor Brags that NYC Only Fifth-Worst City to Live In

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio proudly announced that according to a recent U.S. News and World Report study, the Big Apple is only the nation's fifth-worst major city to live in, comfortably edging out hellholes like Fresno, Stockton, Modesto, a...

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Funny story: The Trump Runner Tweets: Just Call Him Shift E Mueller

The Trump Runner Tweets: Just Call Him Shift E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the beginning, the scene of the epic battles between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller took place among the stately saguaro cacti that studded the shifting sands of the Sonoran Desert. Too many ACME ANVILS to count were drop...

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Funny story: Missing cell-tower found in Rockefeller center

Missing cell-tower found in Rockefeller center

"I always had four bars and a clear line" said a distraught Patsy Lang standing in front of what was a cell tower that stood on her land for four years until it mysteriously disappeared "now I got no bars and I had to buy me a five-thousand-foot exte...

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Funny story: Old Man Born Again Every Day by "Old River East" (a.k.a. East River)

Old Man Born Again Every Day by "Old River East" (a.k.a. East River)

While many consider miracles a thing of the past, New York man Kellogg Tracey experiences spiritual magic every single day, courtesy of the "Old River East" - more commonly known as the East River. "That Old River East is a boon to my spirit and...

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Funny story: The Virtue Agency - Manhattan

The Virtue Agency - Manhattan

THE VIRTUE AGENCY (Derived from the book "Travels with Li Po"...copyrighted) A new agency has opened up in Manhattan, New York. Called THE VIRTUE AGENCY.. it deals with... yes, you guessed it... the marketing of virtue. Our reporter from "Lights Out", visited the towering skyscraper that is the agency's new home. It has a workforce of over a hundred and has plans for offices throughout the...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the sh...

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Funny story: Manhattan Island Sinks Beneath Hudson

Manhattan Island Sinks Beneath Hudson

Due to the increase in beverage and meal portion sizes in restaurants, there was a noticeable increase in water levels around the island of Manhattan. The locals were too busy eating their XTRA-LARGE beverages and Big Macs to notice that their isl...

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Funny story: French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

New York - The French Foreign Legion's ambassador the the United Nations is being asked to move to a downtown motel as his bosses in Vichy, France downsize their Manhattan portfolio. It's hoped the move will stave off foreclosure by the state-paw...

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Funny story: Miss Piggy Forced to Break Kermie's Heart

Miss Piggy Forced to Break Kermie's Heart

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Just in time for Valentine's Day, the sad news was announced today that Miss Piggy has finally realized her inter-species love affair with Kermit the Frog, is going nowhere. In a press conference held at The Plaza Hotel, Mis...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy An Apartment In Manhattan

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy An Apartment In Manhattan

MANHATTAN - One of the most popular real estate agents in New York City is reporting that she received a call from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. Paige Dragonhollow, 29, with The Luxury Apartments 'R' Us Realty Company said that Mr. Jong Un expr...

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Funny story: Spoof writer embarks on Manhattan Project

Spoof writer embarks on Manhattan Project

Western MA- Spoof writer Kevin Murphy has begun a new Manhattan project. Inspired by talk show host Rachel Maddow, research and experimentation into making a good Manhattan has begun in earnest. Preliminary results indicate that Kentucky strai...

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Funny story: Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage

Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage

Manhattan, NY - In a press conference held on Wednesday, Manhattan Mayor Michael Bloomberg, announced that the city's attorneys have filed a lawsuit against the Lenape Indian Tribe. The suit claims that when the original settlers bought the Island of...

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Funny story: Madonna Fears Her 25-Year-Old Boy Toy Will Dump Her

Madonna Fears Her 25-Year-Old Boy Toy Will Dump Her

MANHATTAN - Madonna, who is 54, recently confided to her cellulite specialist Dr. Ikaloosa Luluette Lickachevski that she is afraid that her 25-year-old boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat is thinking about breaking up with her. The New York singer told Dr. Li...

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Funny story: Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater. The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on th...

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Funny story: Paranoia that Obama 'will allow homeless people unfettered access to private Manhattan roof gardens'

Paranoia that Obama 'will allow homeless people unfettered access to private Manhattan roof gardens'

New York - Lawyers in a probate case before the New York courts have reported fears that the President's 'open door' policy towards vagrants, nomadics and other itinerant undesirables could blight Fifth Avenue's multi-million dollar condominiums.

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Funny story: Major US corporation to purchase Manhattan

Major US corporation to purchase Manhattan

In an extraordinary move it appears that a major US corporation may be about to purchase Manhattan. The unusual move was initially laughed off but has been given credence by the Mayor's office not being prepared to deny the move. The list of p...

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Funny story: After US Open, Manhattan to Return to Not Giving a Crap About Queens for 50 Weeks

After US Open, Manhattan to Return to Not Giving a Crap About Queens for 50 Weeks

NEW YORK, Sept. 10 -- Following the captivating final match ending fifteen days of mind-boggling athleticism and heart-stopping drama at the US Open in Flushing Meadows, the borough of Manhattan will return to not giving a crap about the borough of Q...

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