Citizens of New York City, America's Gotham, were out in force to celebrate their hero, Donald Trump, today outside a courthouse. Things were looking like they might get ugly for a while when the makeup artist assisting the controversial figure t…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency reports that a 32-year-old Central Park security guard was attacked by a homeless man yielding a Dick Weber Commemorative bowling ball. Rudyard P. Festoon, says that he was sitting on a park b…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The highly reputable brokerage firm of Swisston, Wellywood, & Cuevas has made it abundantly clear to all male employees that they will no longer tolerate male employees who think that it’s okay to look up their fellow…
MANHATTAN - One of the Big Apple's most popular dog walkers says that her business has drastically been reduced because of COVID-19. Tatum Dazzle noted that the new “No Dog Walking” ordinance is literally killing off her business, and she says she...
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio proudly announced that according to a recent U.S. News and World Report study, the Big Apple is only the nation's fifth-worst major city to live in, comfortably edging out hellholes like Fresno, Stockton, Modesto, a...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the beginning, the scene of the epic battles between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller took place among the stately saguaro cacti that studded the shifting sands of the Sonoran Desert. Too many ACME ANVILS to count were drop...
"I always had four bars and a clear line" said a distraught Patsy Lang standing in front of what was a cell tower that stood on her land for four years until it mysteriously disappeared "now I got no bars and I had to buy me a five-thousand-foot exte...
While many consider miracles a thing of the past, New York man Kellogg Tracey experiences spiritual magic every single day, courtesy of the "Old River East" - more commonly known as the East River. "That Old River East is a boon to my spirit and...
THE VIRTUE AGENCY (Derived from the book "Travels with Li Po"...copyrighted) A new agency has opened up in Manhattan, New York. Called THE VIRTUE AGENCY.. it deals with... yes, you guessed it... the marketing of virtue. Our reporter from "Lights Out", visited the towering skyscraper that is the agency's new home. It has a workforce of over a hundred and has plans for offices throughout the...
New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the sh...
Due to the increase in beverage and meal portion sizes in restaurants, there was a noticeable increase in water levels around the island of Manhattan. The locals were too busy eating their XTRA-LARGE beverages and Big Macs to notice that their isl...
New York - The French Foreign Legion's ambassador the the United Nations is being asked to move to a downtown motel as his bosses in Vichy, France downsize their Manhattan portfolio. It's hoped the move will stave off foreclosure by the state-paw...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Just in time for Valentine's Day, the sad news was announced today that Miss Piggy has finally realized her inter-species love affair with Kermit the Frog, is going nowhere. In a press conference held at The Plaza Hotel, Mis...
MANHATTAN - One of the most popular real estate agents in New York City is reporting that she received a call from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. Paige Dragonhollow, 29, with The Luxury Apartments 'R' Us Realty Company said that Mr. Jong Un expr...
Western MA- Spoof writer Kevin Murphy has begun a new Manhattan project. Inspired by talk show host Rachel Maddow, research and experimentation into making a good Manhattan has begun in earnest. Preliminary results indicate that Kentucky strai...
Manhattan, NY - In a press conference held on Wednesday, Manhattan Mayor Michael Bloomberg, announced that the city's attorneys have filed a lawsuit against the Lenape Indian Tribe. The suit claims that when the original settlers bought the Island of...
MANHATTAN - Madonna, who is 54, recently confided to her cellulite specialist Dr. Ikaloosa Luluette Lickachevski that she is afraid that her 25-year-old boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat is thinking about breaking up with her. The New York singer told Dr. Li...
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