Plains, GA – After the cameras were turned off, there was a moment of fear and concern as President Biden seemed to nod off while conversing with former President Jimmy Carter at the latter’s home hospice care unit.
White House officials were quick to point out that the President’s usual demeanor is at times listless, lethargic and downright depressing (and that this episode was certainly nothing to worry about), they were also quick to mention that he’s almost 181 years old… (Correction – almost 81 years old. Sorry about that.)
A senior spokesperson formally addressed the matter from a makeshift podium. “Lookey here ya freakin’ members of the freakin’ press, before you go off on some little fantasy escapade, writin’ on ya computers and ya teleprompters and ya other doohickey devices that this was some kind of major freakin’ incident, I’m gonna say it that oldens like Mr. Biden here are just doin’ what comes wit’ age.”
But as health care workers began strapping a blood pressure monitor to the President’s limp left arm and otherwise took vitals as the cameras again turned on, Mr. Biden suddenly snatched his body back yelling, “Get off me man!” And that was it. Mr. Biden’s reported visit continued without further incident.
