Mastermind of business, Donald Trump, has re-invented himself again and again as products! And the Chinese have given him a new idea. Well, the Chinese and some people on Twitter who don’t seem to care for the ex-prez. The Trump Balloon will be…
Recently there was white Chinese spy balloon - which Biden shot down. In the past - when Trump was President - the Chinese also sent several spy balloons over America. Most passed over military bases in California, Texas and Florida. None were d…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has informed the US media that the president has sent 80 spy balloons to fly over China and take photos of military installations. Miss Jean-Pierre, said that of the…
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - Several citizens of Tulsa report seeing a Chinese surveillance balloon in the Oklahoma sky. Cory "Bubba" Quillbox, 52, one of several Oklahomans who saw the ping pong ball looking object, said that the spy balloon…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Correct me if I’m right. But how can it be wrong when it feels so right? Life is full of conundrums, some more puzzling than others. Who’s to judge what is right or wrong? A better question: Who should be the final arbiter r…
Washington - Fox News Commentator Tucker Carlson, who once claimed he had the goods on Hunter Biden after his sources secured the hard drive from the laptop Biden owned, only to lose the drive download in the mail, is nevertheless convinced that he n…
WATERMELON SEED, South Carolina - The White House has informed the US news media that unnamed sources from China have stated that the so called Chinese spy balloon, that was shot down by an American F-14 fighter jet, was merely delivering a large pep…
Thanks, China! Is a Balloon Virus in the US future? A weather balloon? Really? That went off course? Blame it on the algorithms? China went to the far side of the moon without any, "Huston; we have a problem." But China still can't handle a weath…
A Chinese spokesman complained recently because the U. S. shot down a huge white Observation Balloon that flew over several huge U. S. air bases. And another one that flew over parts of South America. "We have a new tradition in China to hon…
American Army General, Lex Von Killbot, has suggested that America may need to engage in a balloon war with China and Russia and other enemies. “We need balloons in the air over Moscow and helping the Ukrainians win their struggle. I want balloons…
Balooning- Hot air ballooning popular in some locales that have a climate and topography suitable to such an absurd activity. To understand its appeal we need to examine the symbolism involved. First there's the basket that holds the passengers. This could mean they are all basket cases, or that they are going to hell in a handbasket, or both. Then next is the balloon that carries...
In a scene reminiscent of Disney's film Up, a Canadian man was yesterday spotted flying over Calgary sitting in a garden chair supported by multi-coloured helium party balloons. In fact it was so reminiscent of Up that once he parachuted to safety h...
NEW YORK CITY - An associate of billionaire Donald Trump has informed the news media that Trump is extremely upset and downright angry. It appears that the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Committee has decided that it will not allow the Donald Trum...
David Cameron has announced a return of barrage balloons to protect the people of Britain's cities from the latest terrorist threat - model aircraft bombs. The balloons, already ordered from China should begin to arrive in Britain within the next few...
A balloon that drifted free from its enclosure, after becoming untied, was shot dead yesterday. The huge red balloon was shot down as a safety precaution by a game keeper after it soared over the perimeter fence at Gateshead Safari Park and Balloo...
The seventeenth and three-quarter scout troop of Fleetwood, a tram stop in Blackpool, have beaten Felix Baungartner's death defying leap from a balloon 120,000 feet up in the air. "We applied a little bit of maths," said scout troupe leader, Arthu...
An elderly man is staggering along the street, carrying a moose's head and humming the theme tune to The Forsyte Saga. A police Sergeant appears with a Constable. Sergeant: 'Now then now then my lad. What's all this here then, eh? I'm going to have to ask you to blow into this here balloon.' The man blows the balloon up. It turns out to be one of those long twisty ones. Sergeant: 'See...
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