For the Evangelicals Still Standing by Their Man
A mighty fortress is our Trump,
a bulwark ever flailing;
our Savior he amid the flood,
his moral ills prevailing.
For still Trump’s dauntless foes
do seek to work Him woe;
their craft and power are great,
and armed with cruel facts,
on earth are not their equals.
Did we in our own strength take pride,
our striving would be b...
Bridgeport, Connecticut Circus scientists commented today on the recent increase of clowns in the nation.
"We began to study this long before it was an epidemic, and now that it's reaching pandemic proportions, we are doubling our efforts. We need to find a cure and eventually a clown vaccine" spoke a circus scientist.
"The whole process began to break down when Trump gave his speech about...
New York, NY--Godwin's Law, the adage that when one resorts in a debate to a comparison to Hitler or to Nazism, one has lost the argument, was found dead on Friday of last week, crumpled up near one of the loading docks at the back of Trump Tower...
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