Justin Trudeau got a haircut, and he looks like Jim Carrey in ‘Dumb & Dumber’.
How dare those who made this comparison speak ill of that wonderful movie!
“Kick his ass, Seabass!”
“You boys been suckin’ back on grandpa’s old cough medicine – come on, give me that beer, you pumpkin pie, hair-cutted freak!”
“We got no food – we got no jobs – OUR PET’S HEADS ARE FALLIN’ OFF!”
Classic. So I gotta get in on these jokes. How about:
Trudeau’s haircut makes his head look like a penis with a hairy foreskin that only got half snipped off.
Moe Trudeau (from The Three Stooges).
Since Trudeau got his infamous haircut, there has been a shorter of bowls in Canada.
If a man’s haircut reflects his personality, Canadian may soon be forced to call Trudeau, “der Führer”.
Trump now has competition about having hilarious hair. Trudeau one-upped a dead red squirrel with a dead black squirrel.
Now that Trudeau has tried out every haircut known to man, he may soon venture into wig country. Halloween is just around the corner!
Trudeau hated his hair so much that he decided to get it cut to make it look as much as possible like a toupée.
Justin Bieber is pissed off with that other Canadian Justin, Trudeau, saying, “My hair is part of what made me famous when I was a kid! Trudeau’s stealing my bit – but he grew up! Or did he?”
… if you have a Trudeau haircut joke, please send it to Twitter and/or possibly turn all of Trudeau’s haircuts into NFTs.
(This may be my crippling paranoia talking, but a slow news day means we’re all being distracted from something …)
