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Funny story: Almost Cut My Hair

Almost Cut My Hair

Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair … damn hippies! What would Richard Millhouse (D’oh!) Nixon think? Hair isn’t for protesting – the hairless have spoken. During the Age of Aquarius, the hippies grew their hair as a rebellion against th…

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Funny story: Death of the Karen

Death of the Karen

The hairstyle known as “The Karen” has finally been put to rest. Peace may now flow over the face of the earth. All hair salons throughout the world have immediately imposed a total ban on the, some would say, demonic hair. Ms. Imelda Applebaum of…

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Funny story: When A Haircut Is News

When A Haircut Is News

Justin Trudeau got a haircut, and he looks like Jim Carrey in ‘Dumb & Dumber’. How dare those who made this comparison speak ill of that wonderful movie! “Kick his ass, Seabass!” “You boys been suckin’ back on grandpa’s old cough medicin…

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Hair Defies Gravity, And His Tattoos Are Rubbish

Justin Bieber's Hair Defies Gravity, And His Tattoos Are Rubbish

It's been claimed by one music enthusiast that the hair of Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber, is not subject to gravity, and that the tattoos he has all the way up his arms, are absolutely shit. Bieber has an exceedingly strange hairstyle, which one…

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Funny story: Man's Wife Cut His Hair, With An Outcome That Was Less Than Satisfactory

Man's Wife Cut His Hair, With An Outcome That Was Less Than Satisfactory

Bangkok, Thailand - A man who allowed his wife to cut his hair was left ruing his decision today, after the enterprise went disastrously wrong, and had to be put right by a visit to someone who knew what he was doing. Moys Kenwood, 51, of Bangpako...

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Funny story: Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a...

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Funny story: Many Gay Marriages Are Hard!

Many Gay Marriages Are Hard!

Gay marriages are having a hard time because, most say, marriage means commitment, and most of them have never tried that over a long period of time. "This is Rash Limbo and I'm giving it my two cents worth." "Now don't turn away. After all, I...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus, who has cut off most of her hair, was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting some touch ups to her new hair cut and hairdo by FuFi Fondue, the man known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars. She was reading a copy of...

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Funny story: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel hairdo a turn-off Kate is told

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel hairdo a turn-off Kate is told

London - "Yeah, life's a bitch...and then you dye," a former colorist/stylist/wigmaker to the royal Z-Lister said today as Kate Middleton's hairdo continued to upset the masses. Almost ten kilos of extensions have been woven onto near-bald Kate's...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Unhappy At Haircut Criticism

Miley Cyrus Unhappy At Haircut Criticism

MARINA DEL REY, California - Miley Cyrus and her fiancé Liam Hemsworth were seen having dinner at The Red Glowing Crab Seafood Diner in Marina Del Rey. Cyrus who just recently had the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue cut off her hair and dye...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Starts New Hair Trend

Miley Cyrus Starts New Hair Trend

Remember when Britney Spears went a little bonkers and cut all her blonde locks off? Well, not to be out done by the competition, Miley Cyrus has taken matters into her own hands. Ready to start a new trend in hair care Miley has taken a new tact...

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Funny story: Woman Cuts Off Own Head In Hairdressing Accident

Woman Cuts Off Own Head In Hairdressing Accident

Hilda Tightwad, a 53 year old former dinner lady from Hinge, West Bracketshire, died yesterday after cutting her own head off while attempting to trim her hair. Her devastated husband, Roger, who is confined to a wheelchair after a sheep worrying...

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Funny story: Angry Customer Sues Barber after Haircut Goes Wrong

Angry Customer Sues Barber after Haircut Goes Wrong

An extremely annoyed customer has sued his barber after his head was completely shaved. Bob Russell, of Portsmouth NH says he did not ask for his head to be shaved. The barber could also face criminal charges of assault. Russell, 65, explained...

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Funny story: John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay

John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay

Former presidential candidate, senator and adulterer John Edwards is offering his famous haircut to the highest bidder. Edwards, whose 2008 presidential run ended in scandal, was widely criticized for carrying on an affair with a campaign consulta...

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Funny story: Life Sentences: More About Barbers

Life Sentences: More About Barbers

Odd business, barbers, and what they do. What is that they do, eh? Barbery? Barbering? Barbing? See now? I told you it was an odd business. The barbers themselves, as well, eh? Queer kettle of fish altogether. Take this barber I once had. He shall remain nameless, mainly because I can't remember his name. Whatever his name was, he was a queer fish, even without taking the kettle into ac...

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Funny story: Life Sentences: Barbers

Life Sentences: Barbers

Had my hair cut today. I went to one of these salons they have nowadays. Twenty pounds for what we used to call a short back and sides. It wasn't, though. Short back and sides, I mean. The young chap didn't know what that was. It was all I could do to get him to understand the concept of a "trim". I think he thought I was talking about pubic hair. And when I say "chap", well, I won't over...

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Funny story: "Tom Brady's haircut is so gay," say millions of fans who wish Tom Brady played for their team

"Tom Brady's haircut is so gay," say millions of fans who wish Tom Brady played for their team

EVERYWHERE - NFL fans have expressed contempt and derision of Tom Brady, New England Patriots quarterback, for his new ponytail haircut. Polls indicate the overwhelming majority of criticism of Brady's hairstyle comes from people who desperately wish...

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