Georgina Santos is no longer welcome on that side of the aisle. He/She went to a party and dressed as a woman, maybe even did kid’s parties and runway shows, and the GOP are not amused. “He’s one of them!” an anonymous senator said. “A groomer! Th…
Vatican News — Curious wonders await in the private bedroom of the Pope. When the Pope invites his most trusted friends and cardinals to see a ceiling fresco he just completed in his bedroom, the only answer is yes. When he explains it’s a 17…
RALEIGH, North Carolina - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz says that the republican voters of North Carolina have spoken and loud and clear, as they have sent the crossdressing representative Madison "Maddie" Cawthorn packing his delicates back to his pink t…
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – At the ripe old age of 91, one of Tinsel Town’s most masculine actors has finally revealed a secret he has been hiding for 70 years. Boom Boom News reports that Eastwood who starred in TV’s “Rawhide,” as well as in…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Left Coast are saying that the highly reputable publication, LaLaLand Daily has just named Donald Jonathan Trump 2021’s “Ugliest Woman in America.” Senior reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle sa…
"Donald Trump is running for cover looking for women's clothing to wear, trying to get on a Titanic lifeboat because the Republican Party is sinking." What in the world did Illinois House Congress member Adam Kinzinger mean? Is Donald Trump going…
(NOT EDITED) Fab disco hit from rather weird 80's disco band, Dead or Alive (He really is dead), "You Spin Me Round" was brought back to life by Glam-Rock-Spoofer, John Joe-Transformer (Real name Bert Bumpkins), as he/she twirled around the bedroom d…
A man in a city center drew stares from passing shoppers on Saturday, when he displayed what can only be described as 'transvestital tendencies'. The man, aged about 40, was walking around the market, dressed in a torn and dirty pink, women's nigh...
Hollywood, CA - On Monday's Family Feud show, when the question "what would you say to a man who lives with a transvestite?" came up, Steve Harvey went ballistic when none of the contestants could come up with any responses; all they did was blush an...
Facebook have been at it again, manipulating people through their 'social experiments', well this time, they have gone to far for one woman from Kendal. "Facebook made me transgender," said Caroline Meechan from Kendal. "I used to be Charles Meech...
Transvestite artist Graystroke 'Katherine' Perry picked up a Buckingham Palace gong yesterday-and is believed to be the first to do so in drag, although Camilla has been seen picking up Corgi dog 'gongs' with a tissue when roaming the halls at midnig...
Dean R. Koontz, known (by colleague and competitor Stephen King) as "the Stephen King of the West Coast," dissociates himself with horror, saying, "To be a horror writer, one must be a horrible writer." He is not to be confused with his fictional alter ego, horror writer Dean Koontz. Koontz was born in Pennsylvania, under a host of pseudonyms, and conceived the plots of his first 33 novels whi...
Be Witched was a situation comedy, or sitcom (short for stupid idiots tune in comedies) starring Lizzy Montgummy as Sam Stevens. A bigamist (or, possibly, a polyandryist), Sam was a transvestite witch who, out of stupidity, renounced magic in favor of love. She had two husbands, both named Darren (or, sometimes, Dum Dum, Durwood, Dagwood, or Dingleberry), who, coincidentally, were both employed by...
Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...
FREE LOVE, NEB - After 65 years of marriage, Mel and Joey Schwanke had seen it all - or all they wanted to see - when it came to their bodies. "The thrill was definitely gone," Mel said. "You can say that again," his wife declared. "The thrill was...
Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store used by people with more brains than cash, has developed the latest must have trend for women: adjustable height heels. "We've all been there," said product designer Frank Boshell. "Sometimes we n...
Jackie LaTour, aka Jackie LaTour, was arrested late on Tuesday, for creating a disturbance at the Cracker Barrel on North fourth street. He, was creating a disturbance inside the store. blocking the entrances to both the Women's and the Men's restroo...
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