Greg Abbot LOVES All the Pretty Migrants

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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A black windowless van has been spotted pulling up at the back of Greg Abbott’s governor’s mansion, and about a dozen migrants were seen getting out. Most of them young pretty girls – not women, girls. What’s going on, Greg?

And then it hit me … Greg doesn’t really want to send migrants to Washington DC or Nancy Pelosi’s house or whatever point that baby is trying to make … grow up, Greg, seriously?

No, he actually LOVES migrants.

An old maid who once worked at Greg’s mansion before she ran out in the dead of night to save her life and to not be “touched in a bad way no more” said: “Mister Greg love the young ladies very much. He keeps the pretty ones and send the ugly ones and their boyfriends away … sometimes they don’t come back … sometimes police find a corpse in a lake near Greg’s house … but you no hear that from me, okay? I go back to Mexico now where it’s safer with drug cartels than with governors.”

Cryptic remarks, but it’s safe to say that when a lot of young pretty girls climb out of the back of a black van at the governor’s mansion … that’s gonna be one helluva party! All of Epstein’s black book will be there!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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