A New Anthem for Making Mississippi Great Again

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 14 January 2023

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Fascinating new developments, since the GOP took over the Speaker of the House … a vote has been passed by a slim margin, but the Republicans have all decided to change the state anthem of Mississippi.

Mark Twain once wrote about it, and his version really hasn’t changed much from his time to ours. He wrote a book that is constantly banned, but this song will live on forever, in the …

Hate of Mississippi

Don’t y’all separate my church and state
Keep ‘em married to create the hate
Used to be racist now we hate the queers
In the state of Mississippi you can feel the fear

[Chorus]
It’s a supreme court
Of a sort
Were all incest babies
Don’t you dare abort
Our constitution is a final solution
Our master plan is the Ku Klux Klan

Freedom of speech ain’t it a peach
Bigotry’s reach is what we’ll always teach
Jesus saves so you better behave
Mark Twain is rollin’ in his grave

If you’re a fag you best not brag
Unless you’re pretty then you can play our Sun City
Cry out for equal rights you’ll start a fight
Religions gain is everyone else’s pain

In the hate of Mississippi
Well lynch queers and hippies
And protect the godly people
Hold court under a steeple

[Chorus]
It’s a supreme court
Of a sort
Were all incest babies
Don’t you dare abort
Our constitution is a final solution
Our master plan is the Ku Klux Klan

Toe-tapping and fun for the whole family! Will other states follow suit? They were “forced” by cancel culture to knock down all their statues of old racist generals, so racism abhors a vacuum, which means … sing loud and proud (oh, forgot to mention, a rider bill was attached to the one concerning this song, which states that “Only certain folk are allowed to sing the new song.”

Vague and cryptic, but we can all guess what they’re saying by not saying with that.

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